the true story of King Tut

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  1. ShaunPoppy830

    ShaunPoppy830 Used To Be Poppy830 Donator

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    My school assignment: make a history story. My reaction :okay.

    King Tut: King Tut was a king. He lived in one of those triangles shaped like a cat with a hat thingy. Since there were no electricity in 1550 the paparazzi came after him with a pencil and paper. He got so mad at the paparazzi that he went to Jamaica to take a break. He left a note on the foot of the sand-cat saying this: "I died. See you in the afterlife -the dead king tut." Everyone believed it. So he went to Jamaica and decided to rest under a Palm tree. A coconut fell on his head and have him amnesia with a concussion. He remembers nothing so don't ask him. He currently lives in a log cabin in Minnesota.

    The End.
     
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    illuminati confirmed
     
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    Oh, you mean historical fiction?
    I love that genre.
     
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    #Minnesotaftw!
     
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    I am Jamaican and can confirm this. as 100% not true
     
  7. Netherr

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    I believe he died at the age of 19 or was it 18 ?

    BTW, did you know that king Tut was the only king to not get his grave robbed before the 1800's ?
     
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    This is so historical correct
     
  9. ShaunPoppy830

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    No. Upright History.