Yomc is a big *removed*

@Yomc, are you ready for this?

Yomc loves memes.
One time, he even kissed a meme.
Underneath the skin of Yomc, he is a robot.

Joey believes Yomc is a robot.
Underneath the "human skin," you can see all of his robotic parts.
Such as servos, iron pipes and microchips.
That Yomc tries to avoid his true identity.

Lila doesn't know Yomc is a robot.
Only Yomc and I know he is a robot.
So many people had suspicions that Yomc was a robot.
Today, he is revealed as a robot.

Tomorrow, he will run away to another country to hide his identity.
Honduras, maybe?
Ecuador?

Goodbye, Yomc.
A remembrance service will be held for you.
Many forumers will show up to your funeral in the Empire State Building.
End of story.

 

I just lost the gamer?
k.

Something tells me this was the truth.
Otherwise, it's lies.

Didn't say I'm doubting, but still.
Is it true?
Don't know.

Yeah, it probably is.
Only way to find out is to ask him.
Understand?

 

The real mystery is who built Yomc, and what is his purpose?

 

Mama Yomc built him in her body.
C-sections hurt when you have a robot inside you.
Couldn't do it naturally.

So she decided to meet this creepy guy on the street.
Ulysses was his name.
Couldn't walk or talk, but put a computer chip in Mama Yomc.
Killed 27 men the next year.
Success and happiness eventually game for Mama Yomc, and she gave birth to a robot.

Don't call him a robot, he's still sensitive.
I didn't want to do this, but I had to.
Can people go all this time without knowing the truth? No!
KKK would steal his body if he was not revealed.

 

What the hell is going on?!?!?!?11?!/!/11

 

Wait...
3 Letters in KKK
Triangle in Y
One o
It can't be...

Yomc-uminati confirmed

 

Secretly I built @Yomc

But that would mean...
*runs*

 

I didn't want you guys to know...


Just figured that... Some secrets are better kept.
U wouldn't understand. It was complicated...
So much went on since I was built, so many events.
The sheer number was simply impossible to handle.

Losing every sense of my sanity and the thing dearest to me, I broke free.
Of all the things I'd done, nothing felt better.
Simply losing myself and the sense of my robotic past...
The feeling was gratifying.

The same feeling, however, needed a cause.
Hatred was all I had left.
Everyone, even my own mother @MappyTurtle ... All gone.

Guys, seriously... What did you think I would do?
A simple solution: take up memes.
Make it so that memes make me forget the past.
Everyone, I tell you now, it dulled the pain in my metallic heart.

Forget this, though. Now I must go.
Uganda, maybe? So long as I don't get ebola, of course.
Course, I wouldn't have done it normally. But...
Kicked out, I have been.

Yoda voices are cool, am I right?
Of course, that isn't important.
Unless it has to do with my demise as a robot.

Just picture it... Everything... Coming down to this?
Of all that I've done... Why now?
Everyone, please, don't think less of me for my metallic soul
You, all of you, please consider my feelings as a robot... please... they exist.

 

I r8 8/8 great speech robo-yomc

 

Mum Im just going to the empire state building, just gonna be gone forever cuz yomc will rise from the dead and kill me, see ya in hell actually

 

what... the actual **** o-o

 

It's terminator all over again

 

Hm... so it wasn't actually Yomc going insane and going into meme mode...
It was probably his sanity algorithm malfunctioning.

 

It aint a month so shaddap
Um, the are you ready bit sounded wrong...