I hate this mouse D:

Okay, So I was at /hub and I used the Firework ONCE and my mouse got stuck in place so it spammed, now i'm kicked Dx

 

Scream at it, it will work, obviously. xD

 

Your instructions aren't clear, I yelled at my mouse, and it committed suicide.

 

I'll be at the funeral

 

Sadly, he won't be at yours.

R.I.H Mr Mouse.



~Random Occurred above this~

He doesn't want to be put in a coffin, instead he would love to be cremated and put in a ceramic bowl for the rest of his days as dust.

 

R.I.P

 

R.I.H not R.I.P

He wants to be cremated so he is burning with fire, and $%^* is made of fire..

 

I'm in school at the moment, it's a track ball mous. And no I didn't really scream at it xD

 

Your avatar matches your face after the incident.

 

Simply take the mouse, walk outside and set it down. Run over it with your truck. Pick it up, then throw it on the ground a couple of times. Stomp on it EXACTLY 23 times. Light it on fire, then take its ashes and bury it far far far far away. Go back to your house, then get in your car and drive to the nearest Walmart. Then buy a new mouse. Go home and then you are done. This is the solution. :D

 

I can't drive...

 

Step on it. Works everytime.

 

Instructions weren't clear like @Lolingguy13

I got my ear stuck in a can opener.

 

1. Look at your foot.
2. Look at your mouse.
3. Grab foot, and bring it towards mouse.
4. Lift up foot with arms.
5. Gently lower foot onto mouse.
6. Trip over mouse.

Done.

 

Very clear, but my ear is still stuck in the can opener.

 

1. Look at ear.
2. Look at can opener.
3. Place hands on can opener.
4. Gently start opening can opener.
5. Close eyes.
6. Tear can opener from ear.

Simple.

 

What? I can't hear you clearly, my ear was ripped off in the process.

 

lol I have a naga 2014 so I'm fine

hell yea wool!

 

Meh. I've had one, It broke easily. Logitech works fine for me xD