health tips

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  1. andrewswift

    andrewswift

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    brush your teeth everyday

    dont do drugs

    eat spinach

    eat good food

    pray to jesus

    watch miranda sings

    take a bath

    pee alot

    clean up the blood after the murder

    dont hit people

    dont touch until 21

    say goodnight to your teddy

    clean your private

    say good morning to the sun

    sing with the birds

    do homework

    go outside

    play with all animals like spiders

    dont touch the oven


    this is all tips to having a good life and a betterer life then anywon!
    thanks.goodnight.nice to met you.
     
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  2. Shadow_Folf

    Shadow_Folf

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    I almost thought this was a spambot. ._.
     
  3. cingle

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    thanks andrew
     
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  4. Gooby

    Gooby ミCutie彡 Donator

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    You forgot the watch bb part
     
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  5. andrewswift

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    tv is bad for you

    your eyes can explode
     
  6. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    1) I brush my teeth 3 times a day.
    2) No. c:
    3) Ehh why not.
    4) I always do.
    5) But, I'm not subscribed to the religion. ;-;
    6) I'll pass. c:
    7) I do like 3 times a day.
    8) ...
    9) I have to hide the evidence.
    10) I'll pass. cccc:
    11) I will never touch.
    12) I don't have a teddy, I have a duck. But I also do that.
    13) Showers are good.
    14) But my eyes will burn.
    15) I'm terrible at singing.
    16) Pfff
    17) Nopenopenopenope.
    18) I like spiders and I like animals.
    19) I like touching the oven.
     
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  7. TheUndeadBrave

    TheUndeadBrave Life's too short, make the most of it!

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    1. don't get sick. (it's pretty healthy)
     
  8. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    I died laughing at-
    "Clean up the blood after the murder."
    :D:D:D
     
  9. BowlingMaster

    BowlingMaster Scizor | Bug & Steel (God Rank) Donator

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    I just brush my teeth 1 per day (ONLY MORNING :D)
     
  10. Fluttershy's Assassin

    Fluttershy's Assassin

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    Lies
     
  11. ProCraftz

    ProCraftz

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    But...Weed is acceptable..right?
     
  12. andrewswift

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    No that is bad
     
  13. ProCraftz

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    Well um umm uhhh uhmm *hides*
     
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  14. andrewswift

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    You better pray because you are a singer!!!!!
     
  15. ProCraftz

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    *does not pray* rebel
     
  16. andrewswift

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    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  17. lior123261

    lior123261 A Member That Nobody Knows

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    I do always clean up the blood after i murder someone in factions c:
     
  18. JFMULI

    JFMULI Greenest cactus of the world

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    I dont know how Homework, watching miranda sings, singing with the bird and praying to Jezus make yourself healthier, but still thanks I guess :P
     
  19. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    I do around half of these. When I murder somebody, I leave the blood c:
     
  20. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    But...
    Drugs= Medicine.
    If I get sick and don't take my medicine, I'll die.
    That isn't living a good life.