Well now you are like this I'm happy to "inspire" you Remember when you used to be immature? Oh how we cried and cried Except we weren't crying Under them circumstances I've been shockingly r00f You go get some work done now! That's what owners count on I used to want you helper Now I only want you mod. He was a lot like you Maybe not quite as tall. Now little @nghhi crul is in here too. One day you got helper And now you have to get mod. It's such a shame you won't get owner any time ;-; You've only got one rank left That's what owners count on You go solve more reports, guess Now I only want you mod. Goodbye the best of friends. Oh, did you think I meant you? That wouldn't be funny, if it were so sad Well you're now a high rank You don't need to report now When they suspend you I'll go cry in my room. Go make some server helping! That's what owners count on You are now much more epic Now I only want you mod. Now I only want you mod. Now I only want you mod.
You have triumphed. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's not that hard to see you as a helper Jerry&Harry You do what you must, because, you must For the best of all of us Except the ones who are banned. *pause of music* (*cough* thats_my_nam3 and Jultar1000 *cough*) *music back on* But there's no being jealous over every promote. You just keep on trying 'till you go to rageland And the helping gets done And you make a neat warn For the people who just broke a rule. I'm not even jealous I'm being so sincere right now. Even though we are not helper buddies. And I am not a staff. And I normally, get jealous, but You are one person I admire And you deserve this position Now there's players with not much rule breaking spree When they look out there it makes them GLaD that they learned I've congratulations to give out And give hope to new helpers So they warn people who broke a rule. Go ahead and work. I think I prefer to stay in here. Maybe I'll get promoted by willy. Maybe not at all. THAT WASN'T A JOKE. HAHA. THIN CHANCE. Anyway, this cookie's great It's so delicious and great Look at me still jealous Wait I lied about that I am not that jealous It's just a pinch of salt So I'm GLaD you got staff Think of all the work you'll get Warning people who just broke a rule. And believe me he just broke a rule How about her because she broke a rule That penguin skin boy there just broke a rule Maybe that unicorn just broke a rule That teddy bear over there broke a rule And GLaDOS there I think she broke a rule. Broke a rule Broke a rule.
The moment I saw the original post, I automatically knew it was to the tune of Want You Gone heh. Good one (maybe two)