Jokes?

The sorts of jokes I like tend to be messed up. If you don't like messed up jokes, don't click the spoiler. And don't blame me because "It's too inappropriate" because you are being warned in advance and it is your choice whether to click this spoiler.
There, that should cover it.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compacter.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?
To see the expression on it's face.

What's worse than nailing ten babies to a tree?
Nailing one baby to ten trees.

Yeah, these aren't exactly funny, but I find it amusing just how messed up they are, and that's why I like them :p

 

I love those jokes... so here's one of them that makes me laugh a lot...

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How did the child drop his lollipop? He got hit by a truck...

 

What are the four steps to get an elephant in the fridge?
ANSWER BEFORE YOU CLICK PLEASE

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1. Open the door
2. Clear it out
3. Find the elephant
4. Put in it to the fridge

What are the 3 steps to get a hippo in the fridge?

Spoiler: Answer

1. Open the door
2. Take the elephant out
3. Put it into the fridge

The lion king hosted a party 1 animal wasn't there, who was it?

Spoiler: Answer

THE HIPPO

A woman wanted to cross the swamp but there were crocodiles, but they weren't there. Where were they?

Spoiler: Answer

THE LION KING'S PARTY

Huehuehue

 

You know that person that's kinda funny but doesn't tell good jokes? That's me.

Here is a joke:

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I'm just JOKING (aha)! Did you not read the first sentence/question I wrote. I said I don't tell jokes.

 

@~Wolf