Jokes?

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  1. YoshiBlocksJHD

    YoshiBlocksJHD Intermediate exorcist first class

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    So I was in PE this morning, and my friend's friend, whom I shall refer to as Bob, was trying to be sarcastic. She wasn't doing it right. She said
    "If I can't be sarcastic, then how am I supposed to joke?!"
    And I responded with
    "SARCASM"
    get it because like....nevermind -.-
    So have you made any jokes you are proud of or have heard any that are just really funny? Post them here!
     
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  2. Myah

    Myah

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    I gotta be kitten me :p

    Ok that was a bad one ummmm

    Let me think......




    Why do bees buzz?
















    Bc they were to tired to bee XD
     
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  3. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?


















    Ground beef ._.
     
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  4. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    What did american indians use to wipe themselves after take a dump?

    A tp
    (Idk..)
     
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  5. videogameguy128

    videogameguy128 patriotic figure

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    Why did suzy fall off the swing?


























    Suzy has no arms.

    Knock Knock.
    who's there?















    not suzy.
     
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  6. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    What did the blanket say when it fell out of the bed?





    Oh sheet.
     
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    spykethevictini Donator

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    What do you get when you combine sodium and wa
     
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  8. ST3PMAN

    ST3PMAN Unseen

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other side
    Ahahahahahah o3o

    Suzy had no arms.
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Not Suzy.
     
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  9. DaAsianLama

    DaAsianLama

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    Why did the bike fall over?


















    Because it was two-tired c;
     
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  10. Myah

    Myah

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    Why did the peanut roll over to a friends house....
















    Bc he couldn't walk
     
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  11. ST3PMAN

    ST3PMAN Unseen

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    OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
    ITS ON
     
    ST3PMAN, Sep 4, 2014
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  12. ST3PMAN

    ST3PMAN Unseen

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    Double post o3o
    Editing being weird
    image.jpg
     
    ST3PMAN, Sep 4, 2014
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  13. Myah

    Myah

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    Dood do not double post please..... I know you said you did but please don't:
     
    Myah, Sep 4, 2014
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  14. Kimme

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    These are my cheesy ones I use frequently:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    (Why)
    To see the ugly witch/etc
    Knock knock
    (Who's there?)
    The chicken <3

    Knock knock
    (Who's there?)
    A broken pencil
    (A broken pencil who)
    Never mind









    Its pointless
     
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  15. Myah

    Myah

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    Holy shit those actually sucked
     
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  16. DaAsianLama

    DaAsianLama

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    What is green and has two wheels?












    A pink whale. I lied about the green. And the two wheels.
     
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    im good at math :D 2+2=fish
     
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  18. jamie_321

    jamie_321

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    what did the vampire say when everyone was leaveing his party















    hope u had a fangtastic time !
     
    jamie_321, Sep 5, 2014
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    Myah

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    Do not double post
     
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  20. iceman1971

    iceman1971 Iceman

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    Do you know what type of computer sings?















    An Dell (Adele) :D
     
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