What's the weirdest thing(s) that has ever happened to you?

What's the weirdest thing(s) that has ever happened to you?

Mine was...
While I was eating subway, I was about to swallow the food that I was chewing and I felt like I was going to sneeze. I didn't really care about the sneeze, because at that moment I cared about the food. Yes, food! Okay, so while I was about to swallow the food, I sneezed.. Yep, I sneezed at the wrong time. The food in my throat just freaking flew and fell out of my mouth. After that, I just laughed so hard , because I never thought that would happen and I looked mental xD. That's pretty much it!

Post the weirdest things(s) that has ever happened to you!

 

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