Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, Yolomana renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Swagmaster666, I renounce his vile and worthless son Miley Cryus, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy Cheese. I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.