Ghostly/paranormal experiences .0.

*ooooooooo* there was a thread for this but it's getting old so I made a new one ^.^
I have a lot so I'll put a list of them starting from mild to intense....
1. I used an ouija board
2. I used an ouija board and it worked
3. It said "satan. Satan. Satan." And I whispered "I know satan doesn't exist" and it stopped.
4. When I was itty bitty, I was at a funeral and when I looked at the person dead (I don't remember who it was) their nose started bleeding
5. After a friend I knew who passed away from anorexia, I kept hearing someone yell outside "PLEASE EAT" (I was anorexic at the time)
6. When I was itty bitty again, I was clairvoyant I think. My mom told me I'd always know when the phone was about to ring.
7. A friend of mine used the ouija board the wrong way and she brought something into her house and in her panic she called me and asked for my sage. She said she used it and it didn't work so I had to do a full blessing on her house :p
8. This one isn't very paranormal but I used to (I still do sometimes) struggle with sleep paralysis. It's when you're close to falling asleep or you woke up without reason and you can't move. But you can see everything and you hallucinate dark figures move towards you and closing in.
I'm sure there's a few more but I don't remember...
But yeah, I'm kind of intermediate with these things. I was obsessed with the paranormal as a kid.

 

I get sleep paralysis too, but when it happens, I can't move (duh) except like every 30 seconds I can move my arms and legs like 2 inches, I can talk no louder than a whisper, and I GET REALLY FOKIN ANNOYING BUZZING LIKE GAWD but yeah. It sucks.
Oh yeah, when I was 12, I went to bed. Then I woke up like at 1:00. I was facing the wall and when I turned around, LIEK HOLEY SHET it was a man, face covered in blood, in a silent scream, and in my mind I was like HOLEY LOLNOPE NOT LOOKIN THERE EVER AGAIN. I always faced the wall for the next 3 months ;-;

 

omg ;-;

 

Okay, there's this box in my house with some sort of strange antenna coming out of it. Whenever I press a button, it starts playing music! I think there's multiple ghosts in the box, because whenever I press another button the box starts playing different music...

Scary....

 

OMGGGGGG call the swat. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wifi before that demon jumps through the screen to my house .0.

 

meh i have too much paranormal experience since i was 3 years old but im gonna tell you the latest one

i was playing Minecraft with @Creamcol77 and that time i switched on my air conditioner but i lost the remote. few hours after that the air conditioner "SWITCHED ON" by itself and i was like "maybe its a feature and then it start to ON and OFF and ON and OFF and i got freaked out so i run down stair take my keys and ride a bike

 

Oh I did that. I found your remote and I pushed the buttons.

 

I really dont wanna be typing this, last time this happened it scared the sh*t outta me. I dont want to have this feeling ever again. Im scared as im typing this thinking about it.

It was a sunny morning at my cousin's house. It was also Thanksgiving. After we had eaten dinner, everyone decided to go downstairs into the basment to play man hunt cuz its always dark down there. After a few games of man hunt, when we were about to turn on the lights, a toy firetruck had made a noise, like someone pressed a button on it. The firetruck was on the opposite side of the room. We just thought saomeone had pushed the button, when we turned on the lights, no one was near it at all, we all then walked up to it. then as we were walking back to the staircase (still no one was near it, or me) something slapped the back of my foot really hard and i let out a little scream to alarm the others. The firetrucl, still on the other side of the room, just flew (not actually flew, just rolled really fast on floor) straight into the wall. Everyone screamed and ran back upstairs. I didn't go down there for two months.

Well, thanks for making me relive the story -.- yes, all of this is true, i didnt exaggerate anything, something really did smack me and the firetruck did make a dent in the wall. ;-;

 

But the remote was on the table beside my laptop....

 

Ho. Ly. Shit.

 

Ill share some more later. After i get this one outta my head.

 

So was I.