Funny, embarrassing, or just plain weird typos?

Title's pretty self expanatory, have you had any awesome typos, or autocorrect situations?
Well, here's mine-
Me: Well, yeah. I'm just mastubating. You?
Friend: 0.0 uwotm8
me: what?
Friend: I didn't know about this.....
Friend: Ali....uh.... is there something you're not telling me.....
Me: er, no. Why are you acting like that? I do this all the time. You know that. What is it a crime now...
Friend: Please save us some traumatizing texts by reading your last messages. Please.
Me: -.-
.....
+Procrastinating. Damn it.
I hate myself.
F.M.L.

This happened recently, actually.
Me: Yeah, I get tired after my swimmeets, I usually go to bed early the night after.
(Same) Friend: mhm. I see that.
Me: Yup. Exorcisms make me really tired lol.
Me: +Exercising.
...
...
...
God dammit Ali you've been watching too much Blue Exorcist.

Alright, so there are just some of my many embarrassing typos.
Enough with me, I want to know your typo stories!
Type now, child.

 

yeah this happened recently and it was kinda embarrasing..
me: well yeah you blow me
friend: [insert my irl name here] wtf
me: what
friend: look
friend: up
me: KNOW* god that was terrible im going to cry in a corner now

 

Uh
One time I wrote
'Stop for a sex'
instead of
'Stop for a sec'
whoops.

 

My keyboard derped while I was typing "k".

It put 3 "k"s. ;n;

 

I was talking to @Animoes before I moved to the north, and I can't really copy the conversation but here is what I remember...

Me: I'm going to love next to @anratork59
Me: *LIVE I MEANT LIVE TYPOS.
Animoes: lol sure ;)


I meant 'live' don't be a douchebag ;-;

 

Wow xD

 

The one time I accidentally wrote "beatmappy," instead of beatmap on MappyTurtle's profile. -_- I don't know how my fingers slipped on that one.

 

@MappyTurtle

 

once I said unicporns..

 

Okay this was when I was like 9 and I had a phone.

Me: Thanks for the fap shirt.
Me: gap*
Mai modder: Tyler do you even know what the hell that is...
Me: I didn't try to...


Best typo I've had so far.

 

"Tyler"
Are you serectly MunchingBrotato? Marry me if you are him omg
sduihaifushshfhiushfh

 

idk how but instead of typing some word, i type in stuff like:

hell
fock
sex

 

I went to a McDonalds restaurant with my friends,
They had a play area.
This is what a sign said:

"Socks must purchased at register".