Near Death Experiences!

illuminati....

 

1) I almost got stabbed in my heart, trough one of my best friends
2) When i was little i fell off the stairs and then i got hit by some walls and the stone floor
3) I almost chocked in my own teeth
4) I almost chocked into a carrot
5) I almost chocked into my bubblegum
6) I almost chocked into my bread etc..
7) I got almost hit by a car 4 times
8) I got in a car accident and our car almost fell on his back D:
9) I almost drowned in a swimming pool
10) I almost drowned cuz some random person jumped on my back and hold my head under water 0_0
etc etc...

 

When I was camping I was about to pick up what i thought was a stick, but really was a
poisonous water snake.

(I knew it was poisonous cause after the trip I did A LOT research about it)

 

The carrot was me and then all of a sudden a hamster came and bit me >.<

 

Alright here is my real list:
When I was like 8 I almost drowned and I was like screaming "help!" "help!", All my friends thought it was a joke (at a birthday party) if it wasnt for a private lifegaurd, I wouldn't be here today.

Attempted suicide

Almost choked on mud (dont ask)

Almost got hit by a car (thanks to dad I didn't)

yeah thats it

 

Almost fell off a cliff, I was clinging on to some grass that was coming out of the ground, but my cousin pulled me up

 

yey, we are close :D What part of the U.K?

 

London.

 

Almost drowned when I was 5 (I know how to swim now huehuehue) the lifeguard was right next to me, doing jack-shit (I knew he could see me) so this stranger helped me get back to surface. The lifeguard got fired (lol)
I almost choked on a sweet.
Almost get hit by cars (like every week I get close to being killed by one, stupid silent cars.)
I got bit by a dog .-. (so much blood, I couldn't feel it doe)
I stood on a nail at school (so much blood again, didn't feel the pain of it xD, people were freaking out)

 

Im about 1-3 hours from you then :) (Ima stalk you)

 

I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck (I was fine though because my doctor was awesome) and I also got really sick when I was a baby and everyone thought I was gonna die and my family was praying at church for me and everyone was crying. I'M ALIVE!!! WHAT NOW LIFE?! SUCK IT! I'M ALIIIVVVEEE!!!!!

 

1. Jumping down 16 stairs when I was 4.
2. This roller coaster I went on, the seatbelts weren't tight so if I didn't hold on to the bar I probably would have went flying.
3. Almost drowned 26 times because of my brother.

I have too many...

 

• Attempted Suicide (Looks like most people on the forums attempted suicide...)
• Almost died while sleeping
• When I was kid I crossed the street and almost got hit by a motorcycle, good thing the driver stopped at the right time.
• I choked on a piece of candy lel.
• I um.. I tried to eat a piece of fried chicken bone. I accidentally got the bone stuck in my mouth, took 10 minutes to get it out lol, I was crying.
• My mom left me at the store..

 

A piece of bacon tried to suffocate me ;-;

 

I almost died of suffication
A bookshelf fell on me as a little kid.
I got hit in the head by a golf club (a driver for those who know what that is)
And I had a disease as a baby that almost killed me
(Plus stuff I dont want to talk about)

 

I live in London so I'm closer :>

Anyway, I think I've had a few. Everything from cliffs to trains ;n;

 

Almost got hit by a car when i was copying some guys who were riding skateboreds. (I was young, don't ask >.<)
And I was SO close to drownning.
My family were on a hoilday, and i came of course. Where our cabin was there was a pool, but I didn't know the water would be THAT deap. My head just poked out of the water, struggling to breathe with my feet as high as i could, i almost fainted too :O I struggled, no one helped me, even though my grandparents were just laughing at me :( I finally survived, but that's why I'm scared of deap ends at pool's now... :(

 

your brother is evil.

 

When I was like 6 or 7 years old... I was walking at the road... then a motorcycle almost hit meh... Its a good thing he braked...
after dat mah mom pinched me in the bootay for being a bad boy xD