..because pixellated people with bright red hair and blue scarves are the ultimate killing machines. (no racism intended)
Off-Topic: Umm. We're supposed to me jokes, not make fun of the avatar. Anyways, back on topic: Haters gonna hate, ninjas gonna stalk. ^_^ Stalking isn't always bad.
In a game where destroying the environment and blowing things up is encouraged, you must have done pretty bad to become a fugitive...