OKay but just Imgine your avatar murdering you with the expression they currently have.

Carry on then
Just gonna go kill myself now
You see what I did there

 

I would try to run before he could kill me.

 

Excalibur? Kill something?
Pfft, let's be honest, Excalibur isn't gonna kill anyth-

 

I don't care.

I swear, that reminds me of this thread on different forums:
He has two distinct forms. One looks like an average humanoid, while the other, much rarer form, is very distinct.

Here is a sample of his camouflage:
(image)

If you locate the endangered, camouflaged version, call this number:

1-800-765-4321

Do I know why? No. Just does for some reason.

 

It would be lovely <3

 

Your avatar would just murder someone and stare at them forever xD

 

You will die a slow, painful death.
<that's what he's saying

 

I could legit see that... O.o xD