Awkward Pickup Lines #1

My name is Heywood.
Heywood Jablome

 

My name is "You're hot". Say hi to me.

 

Your so selfish, You're gonna have that body your whole life, I just want it for one night.

If you're here then who's running heaven?

 

These dirty pick up lines are killing me xD.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

 

do me for the vine

 

There are so many great things you can do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?

 

Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner

 

Are you wearing your space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.
Funny reply: actually, they're softball pants because my ass is so out of you league.

 

that line would go perfectly to a scene from Terminator 2

 

LOL i know right

 

we can go back to my place, My mommy isnt home.

Girl, i may be sitting, but your getting a standing ovation

Lets create our own alphabet, instead of A B C, lets start with H I V

 

Is your face from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin' it

 

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

 

do you remember which part of the movie im talking about? lol

 

nope :D

 

the part where John (the one from the movie) first meets the T-7000 in the hallway
- He gets out his shotgun (which is disguised as a box of roses)
- Roses falling everywhere
- a chase that involved automobiles shortly after.

 

You smell we should take a shower together
I only have 12 hours to live please don't let me die a virgin
I lost my virginity can I have yours
I don't play guitar but I'd sure love to pluck your G string

 

You know the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger?
You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now ;)

 

You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.