Awkward Pickup Lines #1

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  1. LGC PUMPKIN

    LGC PUMPKIN

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    I think you work for UPS. I could have sworn I just saw you checking out my package.
     
    LGC PUMPKIN, Jul 7, 2014
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  2. andrewswift

    andrewswift

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    I'm Andrew
     
    andrewswift, Jul 7, 2014
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    LGC PUMPKIN

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    My name is (insert name) but you can call me tonight!
     
    LGC PUMPKIN, Jul 7, 2014
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  4. DiamondCraft

    DiamondCraft The Lord of Oreos

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    I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

    xD
     
    DiamondCraft, Jul 7, 2014
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    LGC PUMPKIN

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    Remember my name. You will be screaming it all night long.
     
    LGC PUMPKIN, Jul 7, 2014
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    cingle Donator

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    .-.
     
    cingle, Jul 7, 2014
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  7. The_Demonstar01

    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    i don't play this game anymore yet i'm still here why do you ask, i don't know either
    Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
     
    The_Demonstar01, Jul 7, 2014
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    LGC PUMPKIN

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    Your ass is so big.That you are out of this world.
     
    LGC PUMPKIN, Jul 7, 2014
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    Babies*
     
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    LGC PUMPKIN

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    Hi I am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
     
    LGC PUMPKIN, Jul 7, 2014
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  11. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    That's who I thought of too.
     
    Joseph10003, Jul 7, 2014
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  12. DeathEssence

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    Do you like whales?

    Cause we can hump back at my place.



    sorry
     
    DeathEssence, Jul 7, 2014
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  13. maymay

    maymay Donator

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    You must be a light switch cause whenever you're around you turn me on
     
    maymay, Jul 7, 2014
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  14. DeathEssence

    DeathEssence

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    I have millions of these, no kidding.
    Ask @~Wolf
     
    DeathEssence, Jul 7, 2014
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  15. _MadisonBarks

    _MadisonBarks THAT furry Donator

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    Yes.
    Yes she does.
    (She used two on me yesterday xD)
     
    _MadisonBarks, Jul 7, 2014
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    Is you're name Rosemarie cuz your the only rose that i see :p
     
    hammiestar, Jul 7, 2014
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  17. Enderbrine

    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    Stop being so sweet, My diabetes is acting up.

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.. is in love with me.

    Can you be the paper to my printer?

    Baby you get me up like gas prices.


    Don't ask me, Ask my awkward past ._.
     
    Enderbrine, Jul 7, 2014
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    Hellotoyou [Legend] Donator

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    wots with u and buns xD xD
     
    Hellotoyou, Jul 7, 2014
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  19. JoeyBACONBacon

    JoeyBACONBacon Fig Newton

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    Hey girl, kissing burns 2.6 calories, want to lose some weight?

    Are you Doge? Because wow.
     
    JoeyBACONBacon, Jul 7, 2014
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  20. KittyGoddess16

    KittyGoddess16 The Goddess of Kittens

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    Minecraft pickup lines:
    1. Are you a slimeball cause you make my piston sticky
    2. Do you have a diamond pick? Because I'm as hard as obsidian.
    Other Pickup lines:
    1. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty F***ed up.
    2. How much would 20 get me?
    3. You must be the cause of global warming cause you is HOT.
    4. Does this smell like chloroform to you.

    I have a TON more but I'll stop there for now...
     
    KittyGoddess16, Jul 7, 2014
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