Awkward Pickup Lines #1

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  1. Noahnoobfax

    Noahnoobfax Guest

    Hey, are you a dog? Cause I can give you a bone <:
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm a schizophrenic
    And so am I.

    If you don't get this, then oh well.
     
    Clawshot, Jul 7, 2014
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    athenswill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Do you like cheese?
    Because I like cheese.
     
    athenswill, Jul 7, 2014
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    Hellotoyou [Legend] Donator

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    DAMMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMA
     
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    Hellotoyou [Legend] Donator

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    "Im no weather man but you can expect a couple of inches tonight"
     
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    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    Hey do you like vans...
    Because I have a van...
    *Evil psychopath laugh*
     
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    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    Were your parents farmers? Because you have some sweet melons.
     
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    AWildGiraffe ✰DreadyDread✰---✰Lucina main in SSB4✰

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    A cat falls into a well. The rooster laughs. You know what the moral of the story is?
    A wet pussy makes a happy cock
     
    AWildGiraffe, Jul 7, 2014
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  9. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    Do you work at a factory? Because your gears work me up. (fail)
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    At night, when im in bed, I get hot, and when I don't take a shower, im dirty. wanna sleep with me tonight?
     
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  10. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    At night, when im in bed, I get hot, and when I don't take a shower, im dirty. So, how about. wanna sleep with me tonight?
     
    jerkboy2006, Jul 7, 2014
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    omon23 Plugin Coder & Networks/Systems Manager

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    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

    Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine
     
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    Girl, you are the buns for my McSausage.

    They say undressing someone is like unwrapping candy, care to try both? ;)
     
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    Are you a camp fire?
    Because you're hot and I want S'more
     
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    AWildGiraffe ✰DreadyDread✰---✰Lucina main in SSB4✰

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    Is your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
     
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  16. Noahnoobfax

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    With you and me, 1+1=3
     
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    LETS MAKE BABYS
     
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    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Are you a battery because, your what gets me moving everyday.
     
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    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poems. Nice tits.
     
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    Hi
     
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