How do i.....

How do I believe?

 

As Millie the Mermaid once said, "You just gotta belieeeeeeeveeeeee"

How do you know when there is hope?

 

Take the pips out by using a blunt knife and eat is like you never had a melon before for example... omnomnomnomnomnmnonmmoooomnomnomnomn BLAR BLAR BRRRRRRRRRRRRR make those sounds while eating it. The use a face cloth to take care of the mess :3 SUPABANANA remember me :D being so LONG OMG

How do I tell a guy I like him (sorry for asking you people to help me) :(

 

You just gotta BELIEEEVVVEEEE

 

idk im forever alone just use body language to tell if he likes you before you tell him

how do i make a krabby patty
btw look up how to basic he knows his shit

 

If you have the courage to, I'd suggest you don't just say it out of the blue. Make sure that not a lot of people are around because you don't want things to spread because that can lead to some bad things. You wanna be calm, and cool. Working up the courage to do it is pretty hard, but if you just practice on say, a pillow with a face, then go ahead :P Make sure that said person is not in a bad mood, but in a good one. I'm not very good with confessing to guys, more of girls, but, that's basically all I can tell ya :P

You have to follow Poop, Yosh.
People
Order
Our
Patties
Then, you have to follow the simple steps that are said in the various lines of dialogue in the episode where Spongebob learns to make a Krabby Patty :P

How does a person know if they have, -=Swag=-?

 

Because they are asian


SWAG- Something We Asians Got


How does a person die

 

When they see the light. Light as in the sun.

How does starburst taste so juicy :3

 

Uhhh
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How do I make Len magically appear in my bedroom with food

 

He doesn't
It's that simple.
No one loves you, Gooby.

How do I teach someone that MCR is not the same thing as Paramore?

 

Yell at them repeatedly and threaten to not have night parties with them

How can I get people to love me ;n;

 

I love you already, so you don't need to do anything <3

How do I get a life?

OH AND TO YOU:

Don't ask me about my life! I SUFFER UNREQUITED LOVE EVERYDAY BUSH!

 

Be friends with me

How do I hook up with elsa

 

Hook me up with Len and I'll see what I can do ;)

How do I be faboolus

 

You already are.

How do I be faboolus like Gooby?

 

Be Gooby.

How do I can lift?

 

LOLYOUCANTHAHAHHA

Hao du i engrish

 

Take Math classes

How Do I be a sexy as Len?

 

You aren't sexy, your quote is invalid use perfume

How do I eat chicken like a boss?

 

@GoobyHasAnOpinion

Kfc

How do I squat