How to be homesick while you are not sick at all :)

So many people hate to go to school like me. At the same time, I'm homesick as well. I thought that it would be a great idea to share my tip to you guyz :)

1. Try to shit while you don't feel like shitting when you bathe.
2. After taking a shower/bathe, wear your school uniform. Then, pretend that you have diarrhoea or a stomach ache. (I recommend the stomach ache better)
3. Try to shit again like you do in step 1.
4. Say that u can't go to school because it might bug you at school and you'll never know it will be contagious.
5. If step 4 doesn't work, try to convince them somehow....

If this helped, please leave a like and hopefully, you will follow me :)

 

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How can you be homesick at school?

 

Uhhh
I think you are misinterpreting what homesick means
Homesick is like having a feeling of longing for home if you are away from it for a long period of time..
I think you just mean sick? O.o

 

Those are some good tips

 

If it is to just stay home from school then
I make something called "The special mix"

It is

• Chewed up bagel pieces
• Chewed up powdered doughnut spit.
• Milk set out for about 2 mins.
• Peach Juice
• Chewed up tiny bread pieces

And lastly

• Chewed up and spit out rice cereal.

I highly advise you don't smell it directly because it can cause you to actually throw up.
and the trick to making it look real is to spread it in a way which is like trail like so it indicates you threw up that way.

You'are Welcome for this handy tip.

 

Ok... I wouldn't do that.
If I wanted to avoid school... I would have to graduate from a university and get degrees... then I can actually avoid school.

 

1. Go to school
2. Go to high school
3. Do your HSC
4. Go through uni/collage
5. Get a job
6. Retire at 50
7. Your free from work and school
8. Your welcome :D

 

:> another tip is drinking water from the drain or tap water which is kinda effective

 

I probably did