Ways to get kicked out of walmart

Yes, the forum game we all know and love. Just say a way how to get kicked out of wal-mart.


1. Make a huge sign advertising a big summer blowout in Target.

 

You mean Walmart?

Anyway...
2. Burn down Walmart.

 

2. Throw melons everywhere and claim Walmart as a country called Melon-mart

No, target because it's walmart's competitor xD

 

Ooops i read it wrong. I see now.

 

3. Keep acting like the manager and then fire the manager.

 

4. Say you're the bomb figuratively but they take it literally xD

 

5. Ask the manager "Am I cool" and tell them to kick you out if you aren't, and keep you in if you are.

 

6. Follow these steps to get kicked out of Walmart:

1. Equip banana suit

2. Enter Walmart

3. Find bananas

4. Find customers

5. Throw bananas at customers, while yelling "It's peanut butter jelly time!" and dancing liek an idiot.

6. Say "u suk" to manager.

7. Acquire unicorn-pig

8. Train unicorn-pig

9. Summon unicorn-pig

10. Ride unicorn pig

11. Have unicorn pig ram into manager

12. Wait for security

13. Throw banana and security

14. Realize it doesn't work

15. Get kicked out of Walmart

 

7. Take everything off the shelves aisle by aisle, see how many aisles you can empty before they catch you. :3

 

8. Use the toilets on display as an actual toilet, and miss!

 

9) Scream about the low quality products they sell. XD

 

10. Run into things while riding a shopping cart and say "I am in a mawgic car!"

 

11) Tell the manager that you wanna marry them

 

12. Scream "TARGET IS BETTER" into the ears of the boss.

 

13) Build a toilet paper fortress.

 

14) Make a lemonade stand in walmart next to the juice section

 

15) take little children into a tent strapped to the top of a shopping cart and yell 'I'M STEALING YOUR CHILDREN'

 

Now im scared to go to Walmart, Thanks mappy.

16. Take bouncy balls and throw them at coustmers. Then go to an employee and scream THINK FAST and throw a basketball at them. Works like a charm >:D

 

17. Set EVERYTHING on fire... :3

 

18. Take all the energy drinks, and sing Bonkumiru while throwing them at people.