30 Random ways to annoy your teacher

I swear I was bored ._.....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.

20. When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

EDIT: Who said I was finished >;D

31. Pretend you are dead

32. Use crayons to write on essay's etc.

33. When you're teacher asks you while taking the roll, make a wierd voice and shout. "She's absent!"

34. Tell him/her you used to know Shakespear and that is wrong

35. Speak and only write in Pig Latin. Claim it is your native language

36. Speak like Yoda

37. Come late in a spiderman costume, claim there was 'a disturbance'

38. Talk loudly about your favourite show

39. Laugh stupidly. Often

40. Pretend you only have 1 brain cell

41. Use an incredibly light pencil

42. Spell everything wrong

43. Instead of giving your homework. Give the teacher a photo-shopped picture of him/her hugging Kim Jong Un with the back-street boys in the background

44. Talk like your annoying orange

45. Get a canvas or piece of paper and smear paint all over it. Tell the teacher that this topic was very emotional for you and that words couldn't possibly describe what to say.

46. Bring in a copy of all these facts to the teacher saying "Mommy helped with this"

47. Make your page one long , never ending sentence using lot's of random punctuation marks.

48. WWrriittee eevverryy lleetteerr ttwwiicce

49. Type gibberish. Claim that the computer crashed and messed up all the data and you couldn't bring the original.

50. When you're teacher says something, say "You don't say.....?"

51. If you don't do your homework, go to the toilet and only come out when they are on a different subject. No need to thank me

 

MUST.
DO.
26.

 

I have done.
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5. (yes I dressed up as L best day ever)
7.
8.
10. (TONS of times, reason why I failed geograhy)
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21. (a lot of my teachers actually like students whats wrong with them)
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27. (My mom's a teacher so I actually go in the teacher's lounge and that rly did happen)

 

WOW! I have to do all of these tomorrow :D

 

Another great way to annoy your teacher is to stand up and start singing about how Arnold Palmer lemonade iced tea is the best. You could also add in some Irish jig to make it a little more fancy.

 

I'm irish.

 

I never said it's bad, Irish jigs are quite fun to dance :D

 

Um, is it ok if I actually did all that in kindergarten?

 

What if our teacher never teached.
He just sat there behind his desk doing nothing.

 

Then you have a great school bud.

 

It was good at first but then when we had to take our final and we had no clue about anything on it.
So it was kind of a big deal.
He should have taught us more information.

 

What if he speaks an other language?

 

10 is what I do everytime.
Teacher doesn't care at all.
SUCCESS.

 

tomorrow ill do
11
13
51
seriously, no jk ;)

 

I wanna do 15 16 20 21 31 and 39 tommorow :)
Im also gonna sing the llama song really fast till everyone is angry >;D
and my class doesnt know that song so they also dont know what it means

 

When my teachers turn around I often stand up and dance behind their back :3
Then the teacher turns around and yells "WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING"
:3

 

I'm at class and already did half of them xD

 

52.When a teacher asks you a question say "If your asking me that question you should be back in school".

 

Why teachers ask questions even they are teachers

 

Huhehehhe, another good method:
53. Use British accent through the whole lesson, so your classmates will laugh while the teacher will go insane.... XD