How do I make my grape cheese less squishy???

NEED HALP, SOOO SQUISHY!!!!!!

 

Take it on a date

 

Try placing it in the microwave for a few seconds. That might help reduce the squishiness of it. Or, if it's a hot day you could place it out in the sun and let the sun bake it for a bit. The problem with leaving it outside is that an animal might come along and eat it.

 

I think i will try putting it outside on a hot day. I shouldnt have to worry about animals because i have a pet squirrel crossbred with a wolf that will take those animals to the alley and force feed them rotten bananas until they have explosive diarrhea.

 

Throw ponies at it.

 

unfortunately i do not have enough blenders to purchase the necessary ponies.

 

Suck it bish.

 

What if you wrapped the grape cheese in some noodles and threw it in a blender and then throw the blender in the dryer.