List something/somethings weird about you

Now I kinda wanna hear those near death experiences >:3

Well, actually as Saul nearly said, I kinda mix up Danish and English in a sentence o.o

 

I think I can see into the future, and I see a lot of things happening, and I think I am immortal, because I think I can survive through 1000's of years. Yes, I am crazy.

 

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I do that too

 

I have the ability to eat live grasshoppers. Deal with it, its survival skills xD

 

When I was a child I always ran up and down the escalators at the mall
Then there's that store clerk that goes
"Stop that's hazardous"
I'm thinking "idgaf"
And secondly
When I poop my poo makes interesting shapes
Like snakes and worms

 

I have a really high resistance to physical pain. I'm serious.
2-3 years ago I crashed on my bike, skinned my leg, and made my foot bleed.
Didn't even realize my foot was bleeding until a minute or two afterwards, and didn't even cry.

However, I can't stand emotional pain, and I hate feeling like I did something wrong. That's part of why I always try to be the innocent one. :P

 

I have an immense problem with guilt. I just cannot deal with it.
I literally will throw my socks and be like, Oh I'm so sorry socks I didn't mean to.
Another time (when I was 6) I was choosing my teddy bears and felt SO bad that I chose this one out of all the others.
So I put it back and got over my fear of the dark (yes) just so the teddy bear wouldn't feel bad. It just randomly happens, and I mostly get this feeling towards inanimate objects.

 

Here are the top 10:

1) I nearly broke the neck of someone out of hatred in reality.
2) I used to actually own a scythe (Until it completely broke due to fire.)
3) I still own a bow and arrow, and I do not miss my mark.
4) I have family literally in each continent but Africa.
5) Half my family hated me after I started middle school.
6) I cannot make eye contact with anyone I am not close to.
7) I have anxiety attacks or just break down (Shivering, hiding my eyes) when I come across a girl.
8) I have actually been in a spiteful relationship once.
9) For some reason, pets love me, humans hate me.
10) I am wanted a bit too much at school, thus driving me insane each time I am at school.

 

Same...that's why my mum had to forcibly throw a lot of stuff/teddies out :c

 

I am completely and utterly socially awkward.
I hate being social.

Like @ItsStartheFox said, I hate emotional pain.

I can't talk to a crush IRL to save my life. I just can't.

My stuffed wolf. That says it all.

(when I like someone... I kinda... Slightly obsess over them......)

 

Cough like someone you TOTALLY don't obsess over at alllllll cough cough nudge nudge

 

Shhhh, shut up xD.
She told you? xD

 

Didn't you tell me? ;)

 

Oh, I'm thinking of something (but not someone) else xD

 

OMG YEESSSSS @DiamondCraft I understand you!! yes someone!! I started doing that in like 4th grade and I still do that!!'
oh yeah and after i "talk" to my crush my eyes start to water and i feel like i need to sneeze really bad. The I start questioning my existence for about a week..
and yueah @ItsStartheFox i get that too I show more emotional pain than physical pain. I mean I do feel it but I dont react to it. Same thing with emotional pain, it's just alot harder to control. Those who have breakdowns and panic attacks will understand. I get panic attacks, but just not as often since I started ignoring pain and emotion and decided to always be happy :D..

 

1.Sometimes I cant get my socks on, So I get help ;_; (There my size)

2.When I need to use the Bathroom and I'm playing MC I hold it :O

3.I'm weird sometimes....

 

I'm afraid of porto-potties. ITS LIKE A BLACK HOLE IN THERE! ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS! O.O