'Excuse me, I don't think this is splendid so could you please calm down and drink a nice cup of tea?'
After, a policemen came and slapped a girl in the face with a giant fish. She screamed 'You idiot! My dress smells like rotten fish! Harry won't kiss me at the ball now!'
He became so fat that he exploded and it rained pizza all over the world and no one ever had hunger again.