Give a silly reason why the person above you should be a staff

His name is EvilSamKusuma if you put some letters away you get vlsmksm that looks like Vlasmaksmi A little town in Russia near the border of Mongolia. The capital of Mongolia is Ulaanbataar. and has 5 a's in it and 6 other letters. a difrence of 6-5=1 . =1 looks a bit like a smiley if you have your left ear on your left shoulder, but that doesnt realy matter. what matters is that Vincent van Gogh a famous dutch art maker has cut of 1 of his ears. and as you know 6-5=1 van Gogh is a backname with 7 letters and 1 space 1X7+1=8

all the numbers in this message 1 8 7 6
what do we miss? Right the number 5! and if you do 8+5-7+6+1= you will get 13
and EvilSamKusuma has 13 letters in its name, and thats why he would become a staff member

 

Awesome, and im 13 years old too xD

 

U get admin cuz ur name is my friends name

 

Someone said to me
>'Hey, have you met matt!'
<'Who?'
>'Yes, Matt-Hew'
<'No, I did not hear you...'
>'Matthew'
< 'What?'
> 'Matthew'
< 'Oh, now I understand!'

as You can see these were 8 sentences with 2 people who both said 4 sentences and your name Matthew60793MC also has got 5 other numbers

so this are all the numbers, 8, 2, 4, 6, 0, 7, 9, 3

'But what does this have to do with becoming a mod, JFMULI?'

Nothing

 

Because breathing cactuses are magical and needs to have respect.

 

Because, we both adore Clannad!

 

Because you have red eyes.

 

Because the baby learned how to say, "Noob."

 

Just 'cause

 

Because u live in the water.

 

Because your avatar resembles darkness.

 

because he evolves into lucario

 

Because your name is RainbowShim.
RainbowShim= 11 letters.
There have been 11 new staff members this month.
Shim for Helper confirmed.