Make The Most Hilarious Staff App

jurry an hairy sed i cud hav admin gimme now or my bruther noutch wil ban u

 

Accepted, you begin in a million years.

 

I like pie. Do I get Owners?

 

IGN: hihihihihihihiihihihihihiihihihihi

Age: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolololololololol!

Location: Rushsia

Timezone: isthis soemthng frm hrrypttor? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!

What times are you most active: NAO!

Why do you want to become a helper: I WNT ONWR BCZ MA MOMMY ZAID I CN GT ONWR ON ANY SRVR I WNT!!

Previous experiences as a moderator: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. I SCH GD MODRTR

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [OWNR]

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: ANTHR THNG FRM HRRY PTTR? YU NRDS!

How long have you been playing Minecraft: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002020200202020202002 YRS

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: FRST TME

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 1 MN AGO

Why should we choose you: CAZE I WNNA BE IN YO VDS!

Anything else you want to add: MMMY! DA PEEPUL WNT SMDING ESE FRM ME! ND I AM VRY CALL

 

GIVE ME ADMIN OR MY BROTHER
NOTCH WILL KILL U

 

IGN: mrdatmuffin
Age: your mom
Location: the moon
Timezone: nun of yor beeswex
What times are you most active: 932 PM-20123PM
Why do you want to become a helper: because i wanna spawn 2 chickens and name them danny and clyde
Previous experiences as a moderator: whats a moderator
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: i bought a 210020 doller rank but it did'nt show up trustme im not lying
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: i was that guy talking about butts yesterday
How long have you been playing Minecraft: i started playing in 2000 bc
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 500 years (im defintly not lieing)
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: i made the last 20 applications heheshablfels
Why we should choose you: because mom said that i need a job
Anything else you want to add: gimme staff or else im gonna hack your pc heheheh i know how to hack you just get a laptop and punch the little buttons hehehhe

 

ths pik prvs i ned oner nw ty

 

Guys, this is easy.

[ straightens shirt out gracefully ]
[ making an incredible noise from slamming hand on table ]

GIV MEA MAOD BEOTHC

 

heres my staff app, nao gimme owner >:3

 

Ign: impedo

Age: I'm 22 no lies pls belive ma

Location: fake street 123

Timezone: i think timezone number 3

What times are you most active: Never for dogs skae do u thnk me have no thing bedder t do

Why do you want to become a helper: is thra evn a questin

Previous experiences as a moderator:

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: No. I SED NO SO WHY WUD U ASK MII WITCH WONS U GUYS R REAL STPUID

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: HOWDOIDOCAPSLOCKOFFTELLMENAWORIWILLSODDRHESERVER

How long have you been playing Minecraft: Oh tnjx i finded it

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server:since tomorro

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: a applicatilne wjats that

Why should we choose you:Because i am verrt honnest znd repsnosible

Anything else you want to add:I rhink u r pedos jk id bedder not say this wait howdoidoabckspace

 

Hello my name is Peter342 and I work for plannet minecraft, could I have OP to test some commands to review the server?

 

IGN: Kim_jong_un_69

Age: You will never know, MUHAHAHA

Location: Kim jong un's palace, North Korea.

Timezone: idk, ask Siri.

Times most active: What, this is a minecraft server I've never been on one of them before.

Why do you want to become a helper: because I think I could really help with my useless nukes and my evil plans to take over the world.

Previous experiences as moderator: I was owner on kim craft a server which everyone in north korea plays on, I totally don't force them or anything.

Have you purchased a rank: No why would i give you losers money.

Are you active on our team speak: NO! You people are below me, why would I want to talk to you.

How long have you been playing mine craft: since 30 seconds ago.

How long have you been playing on this server: I have never played on this server.

When was the last time you made a staff application for this server: 5 seconds ago.

Why should we chose you: Because if you don't I will nuke you.

Anything else you want to add: My hair is so sexy.

 

IGN: ItsJerry
Age: 5 but i will turn 10 next october
Location: My house
Timezone: Wats dis? I lve in da futre
What times are you most active: aint nobody got time 4 dat
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I want to bann everybody and kll evryone!!!
Previous experiences as a moderator: I have been on all the minecraft servers and i am owner on all of them
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: i has da [OWNER][Jerry][Harry] rak
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: wat dis? i lik temework
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 1234567890 decades
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: i own da server
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: tomorrow
Why we should choose you: because i will hack the server and grief it and make it da way i wan it
Anything else you want to add: my mommmy sy im special and dat i will get helper. If u dont accept me i will cry in my room and i will kill all the staff on the sever

 

IGN: nootch
Age: 10000000.0.0.0.02.4024.2402402
Location: stlkerz
Timezone:

What times are you most active: rite now and nevr agian
Why do you want to become a helper: cuz i ban every1!!!!!1
Previous experiences as a moderator: i modrtr on jh srvr
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: i has [default] rank i pro!!!1
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: i spek with me soccr team sumtimz
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 10 yerz
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 11 yerz
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: yo mama
Why we should choose you: FIUSEFHuehfishfeuhfIHEUFHSEifheufhieshfuisefh
Anything else you want to add: fu

 

i wnat op i fna

 

IGN: Don't have a name. My parents left me when I was little.
Age: No i don't age.
Location: The oceans.
Timezone: My zone
What times are you most active: When I feel like it.
Why do you want to become a helper: I help out my other fellow dolphins. When they need me to beat up sharks I lend them a fin. I am a strong leader.
Previous experiences as a moderator: No? Whats a moderator?
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I rank above you all! No need to have a rank.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I don't know how to get Team Speak.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Ever since It was called Cave Game. I knew Notch... Okay.
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Oh JerryandHarry? I thought this was a job application at McDonalds.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Well I guess now.
Why we should choose you: I am reliable... I think... I am a good leader... Sometimes. And i don't hack all the time... And i don't grief.
Anything else you want to add: Um... I hope you accept me because I'm bored. Also you should accept me because I have a YouTube channel where we blow up servers coming soon.

 

For fuck's sake just give me moderator

^best app ever made

 

IGN: 69bonz
Age: pfff 69
Location: up your butt around the corner
Timezone: idk
What times are you most active: err now m8
Why do you want to become a helper: because I feel like to m8
Previous experiences as a moderator: since my mom was born
Have you purchased a rank? the69er
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: what da hail is teamspeak
How long have you been playing Minecraft: since notch took his first poop
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 54 years m8
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: now
Why we should choose you: Because I'm a BADASS

 

IGN: lol
Age: 69
Location: On Uranus
Timezone: Whas a timezone?
What times are you most active: never
Why do you want to become a helper: because I want to bann innocent peeps.
Previous experiences as a moderator: none
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: the [Retard] rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: maybe
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 69 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: whas that?
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: like 2 secs ago
Why we should choose you: because im shmexy
Anything else you want to add: lol nothing cuz.