Make The Most Hilarious Staff App

Hey guys, so this time I want you to make something close to a troll application

Example

IGN: The Big Guy
Age: 999999999999999999999999999999999
Location: Jerry's House
Timezone: My Timezone
What times are you most active: Never
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I want to ban the most innocent players and let rule breakers roam free.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I have had experiences in 99999999999 server, I am the whole reason why a lot of players have quit minecraft.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have purchased the [Owner] Rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I destroyed your Teamspeak last week
How long have you been playing Minecraft: for 70,000 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I have never played on that server
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Like 3 seconds ago
Why we should choose you: because i will hack the server and make it terrible.
Anything else you want to add: Nu Hate

 

Umg Accept Me Ifna
I watch ur vidjeos
pls I wunna be mad
D:

 

My mommy told me to makesh thish staff application becuz im speshul. You givsh me owner or elsh I haunts youse dreams and takesh your cookiesh.

*Do not expect much more grammatical or spelling errors form me. This is a special case.*

 

This application is so ratchet, you should give me owner

 

jarri n herri sed i get ownr so giv now pls
ty
I'm not funny, don't judge ;-;

 

giv me ownr or i ddos the servr pls

 

i am sexy so choose meh or i poop on top of u jepery and harueay

 

---->http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/moderator-application.5645/

---->http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/2nd-mod-application.10525/

 

Oh gods. The first one was just wow. I have anger issues, but for gods sake, that is the first one to go past my anger expectations. Thank god I wasn't signed up on the forums that time. -_-

 

IGN: Onion Ring
Age: dude don't need no age here
Location: Mac donalds Happy Meal
Timezone: 26:00
What times are you most active: When I go do sports
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I want to help clean toilets
Previous experiences as a moderator: Dude so your not going to give me mod if i don't have experience bias much.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have purchased the [Fries] Rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I have ordered a large fanta on teamspeak
How long have you been playing Minecraft: ever since i ordered mac and cheese
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: around 5 years when it wasn't there yet
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: dude i tortured myself once and ur asking for it again... cruel world
Why we should choose you: because il use my hacks to find other hackers
Anything else you want to add: Im going to add chicken wings to the server (mini game where you cook chicken)

 

Accepted

 

IGN: Whats an IGN!!11!!!!111!!!!ONE!111!11
Age: sevvenn
Location: OMG NO
Timezone: iTS 18:57 Rigt now.
What times are you most active: I don't cos I don't
Why do you want to become a helper: I wan 2 ban ppl cuz it funny
Previous experiences as a moderator: Im notchs son so no
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: The ones that cost money
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: 26 hours a day
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 8 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I just jioned
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I made 645 last week.
Why we should choose you: Because I will definatly nt greef ur servr, because I love frting
Anything else you want to add: FOLLOW ME ON MY TWATTER YOTUBE AND FACBOK NOW PLS​

 

IGN: iluvhitler_69
Age: 69
Location: a hoese
Timezone: 11:70 pm
What times are you most active: I dun like activitie kbai
Why do you want to become a helper: cuzi bna playars with me hcks
Previous experiences as a moderator: whats a moderator?
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I bought admin rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: yeah my fav team iz Toronto I speak bout them
How long have you been playing Minecraft: fer 10 year
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: you guyz have a servers?!?1/1
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 8 years ago
Why we should choose you: cuz im better than all of u I huv grate spealling an grammaer 2
Anything else you want to add

NO DONT QUESTION ME LIEK DAT.

 

IGN: I think I am stripper

Age: Why the hell should you know. I am old as your mommy alright (Infact, I AM your mommy :3)

Location: North Korea. I like to stroke Kim Jong Un.

Timezone: I do not know witch craft, sorry.

What times are you most active: I get on 5 minutes every century

Why do you want to become a helper: So I can give people false information saying ur allowed to spam and they get banned. HOORAY FOR ME........ MUHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAvvvHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAvHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAvvv[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAvvv[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[B]HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.[/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B]
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I am too busy stroking Kim Jong UN. But my staff appication is better than anyones.[/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B]

 

IGN: Hey mom!

Age: I don't know how old I am.

Location: Why would you want to know where I am....creepy.

Timezone: 19:23

What times are you most active: Never. I am just applying for Owner on the server.

Why do you want to become a helper: Because if I don't get helper I will kill ProxKipper.

Previous experiences as a moderator: 200000000000000000000. I am here to get more.

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [Doge].

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Wtf is a TeamSpeak?

How long have you been playing Minecraft: 40 years.

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Not once.

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Around 46 years ago.

Why should we choose you: Because I hack.

Anything else you want to add: I liek turtles.

 

IGN: Dyldo_Swagginz
Age: does it even matter... Like Jesus.
Location: Yo mama.
Timezone: Central Yogapants Time.
What times are you most active: Well, I'm always Active when yo mama is here. If you know what i mean.
Why do you want to become a helper: 2MuchSweg4u.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I have had experiences in yo mama.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have had purchased [YoMama].
Are you active on our TeamSpeak server: I'm friggin Dyldo Swagginz man, do you expect me to?
How long have you been playing Minecraft: When I bought yo mama *buuuuuuuuuuuurn*
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I do what I want to. If i want to Want to eat pickles O friggin eat em.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: when yo mama came on discount oooooooooooh
Why we should choose you: this question is just stupid, like bro im friggin Dyldo Swagginz...
Anything else you want to add: if you feel offended the. Just call me

 

give me helper or give meh death

 

I want staff

 

accepted, you start tomorrow at 999999:99999999 PM