Free Dog. (Trust meh ish legit)

Adopt dis bootiful dog for free! Only $99.99 shipping and handling.

 

such expensive ;-;

 

Ish free

 

xD

 

UMG
A FREE DOG FOR 99.99
UMG THAT'S SUCH A GOOD DEAL
I'LL TAKE 4

 

What breed? If it is a mooshroom Dog, then I will take all you have for *Writes $1,000,000 check* This amount right here.

 

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS DOG?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT SINCE MINECRAFT CLASSIC!!

 

What the? *Looks at the soul collection* This is rare. Someone copied my samples.

 

Up bup bup, I am the one dealing with souls here, give them to me. Or else.

 

Oh yes, The SoulKeeper. These are my soul collection, You can't have it. I am the Grim reaper of Minecraft. Your just a Grim Reaper of the forums.

 

So you think, I am the Grim Reaper (Technically in real life since I am able to scare the living shit out of people.) of everything. If you didn't know that, you need to look back at the past.

 

You need my uncle's permission to take my soul collection.

 

Who may that be? I can take anything related to souls as I please, anywhere, anytime (Not only on the forums.)

 

Notch.

 

Sale! Dogs are now %99 percent off! Meaning that reduces the price to $99999999.99!

 

So 100 billion? Sold. *Writes $100 Billion check* Does this satisfy you?

 

Yes, it does. Here ish your free dog!

 

I wanted the dog ;n;

 

We have more of them in the back.

 

I'm bidding all of them

My bid: $133333333.37 USD