The Most Embarrising Mistake You Made

._. Well... I can tell a few..

This is one happened years ago in my childhood years when I am with my mom shopping in a supermarket.
Mom: Can you wait here Zak-Zak? (That is my name when I was little ._. )
Me: Yes mommy
*Minutes past* I saw something I want to buy and I put it in a groccery cart.
Mom: Okay lets go
I pushed the cart and a random guy saying "HEY! THAT'S MY CART!"
I got the wrong cart and I was so embarrased that I covered my whole head with my mom's jacket.

This is one is at Elementary times
I was in the library waiting for someone, and some girls ask me if a guy wearing goofy eyeglasses was in the library.
Me: *Looks around* I see no guy wearing goofy glasses.
Girls: *Gives me a mirror* Look at yourself
I got embarrased, I realized I am the one wearing eyeglasses.

This one.. Well.. I'll just tell it.
I was shopping with my ex-gf (She likes shopping alot!)
I was waiting for her finishing Choosing the clothes. And she come out then I go to her and Hold her hand to go to the counter and this Shouting..
"ZACH! WHO IS THAT GIRL!" And I realized I was holding a hand of a random beautiful (She is definitely beautiful as B.E.A.U - tiful ) girl. And we go home with my face fully red embarrassement.

You definitely don't want to know my other embarrasements.

 

I got another one. When i have done traffic dudy i was waiting on a bench watching some kids play netball. I thought some girl was my friend, so i came up to her and said "Hey *friend name* i'm gonna watch you play :3" But she didn't respond, so i came up RIGHT close up to her ear and said "Hey *friend name*!" And she turned around and it was another girl
*Don't eat or drink at this part*
And i was like "Hi"...

 

The most embarrassing mistake iv ever made was Kissing the girl iv loved since I first met her!
Her name is Jasmin Renteria ! Ever since iv liked her and I said YOLO I went in for a kiss....kissed her and I got slapped :p but it was all worth it!next day she said she liked me and we went out now I got a wonderful girl and I love her!

 

It was July the 4th so I got some fire crackers and put them in my dogs poop then I said "Fire in the hole" then my sister opened the door and all the shit flew all over her body and face.

 

hahaha Omfg I'm cracking up LOL sucks for her :P

 

Did she like, rage at you? XD

 

LOL

 

Well, so many of these ;-;
1. It was the first day of school, and at lunch, I sat with the SUPER POPULAR girls. When I had my lunch tray, I was walking over to an open seat, and they saw me coming. I was like REALLY chubby then, so that's why they didn't like me. Anyway, I was walking to the seat, and right when I was going to sit down, they pull the chair away and I fall to the ground, with my lunch tray in my hand. My lunch gets all over me and everyone around me starts laughing so hard... I was about to start crying... I have to admit, it must of been funny xD

2. At our school, we clap when someone drops a chair (during lunch). I was like really happy because my crush was assigned to be my partner. I was like freaking out, so I ran up and the chair fell on my foot, and on the ground. Everyone claps and I'm standing there, not picking up the chair. Then after 1 min, they scream at me "PICK UP THE GOD DAMN CHAIR" and I was like :-:.

3. (Today) I was working on English homework in a different class. The teacher come up, takes the paper, and throws it t her desk. She misses, and hits a boy in the face. He got mad at me, not the teacher, because it was my paper. He comes up when I was bending down to get the paper, and he slaps my ass and yells "DAT ASS DOE" and all the guys slap my ass. I was like" IM NOT A HOE. STAHP SLAPING MY ASS, DAMNIT." I was so embarrassed.

4. I went to my moms school when I was in 2nd grade. She teached preschool then, so I had to watch the kids when she got papers. They got a hold of paper, crumpled it up, hands it to other students, and throws it all at me. When my mom walked in, I started throwing it back, and she yelled at me for a while. :/

5. (Last one :3) I went to a sleepover with a whole bunch of older people. And I started snoring *It runs it the family, Pls don't judge :/* and when I woke up, everyone started making fun of me. I was so mad and upset. I went home like 2 mins later.


:3

 

Lol

 

:-: Ik

 

sorry to hear all of dat

 

Ehhhhh.. Its fine :3 I learn from my mistakes

 

me too

 

:3

 

Well, um.. I have many, considering that I'm probably the most clumsy person alive..
Just Monday i realized I left my viola in the cafeteria( the reason i left it is because i hada concert on saturday and i had to take it home so im not used to having it with me) and so i was running at full speed.. well.. I wanted to make it back before the bell, so i was exiting the hallway, and i basically pulled like a muhammad ali-maneuver and went full ham on that door. What I didnt know is that my crush was on the otherside.. yeah..*headdesk*

Also, I may or ma not have been staring at them the other day, and they caught me, and for some sort of reason, I couldnt tear my eyes away. They gave me this look, that will be forever burned in my thoughts, and then they had to look away, because I couldnt.

And one more, I was twirling my pen around in class, and it hit me in the face -_-..

 

Number 3 is my favorite. I like the end the most.

 

ok I have like two that I can think of.
So this just happened like 3 days ago. Me and my friend Jack were in orchestra sitting in our seats (we're stand partners) and she asks me and a couple of others "Hey wanna be in our orgie. (pronounced or-jee)? Its like sex but In a group." And I was all like "SURE!" and when my other friends walked in I just unintentionally yelled "HEY WANNA BE IN OUR ORGIE?!??!" And Jack practically yelled at me to shut up because the teacher was right there. Everyone heard me.......

In like fourth grade or something I used to like this play-structure that was triangle shaped and you would climb to the top, walk across these two parallel bars, and then slide down the pole. You see, you were supposed to actually sit on the top and scoot to the pole. Me being the idiot I am thought it woould be fun to balance on them. I lost my balance and my left leg fell through the bars. I spent like half an hour screaming and crying because it was the second most paiful thing ive ever experienced. (dont ask about the first.). So a teacher or two came over to try to pull me out, which of course didn't work. So after awhile, they proceeded to get cooking oil and butter, which they rubbed all over my leg and the structure and I yanked myself out as half the school was watching....

i also think I accidentally groped the teacher as she was helping me back to the main building for I couldnt walk. When my leg got its feeling back, it felt like someone was yearing out my bones repetitavely.

._.

 

I only have 3.

1. So last Thursday I was at my softball game, and I was first at bat.I was really tired because of school,and accidently went to the left side.Nobody really noticed,but the coaches and fielders on the other team did.I felt like crying and every other time I went up to bat the other team'd yell at me "DON'T BAT LEFTIE IDIOT!" I really don't know why their coach let them do that •-•

2. So my teacher doesn't hear ANYTHING, so my friends(Miss Piggy,Aiderpasaurus,and Flappy Crab) and I(Doge) started making weird,creepy,loud noises.Other people started joining in.It was last period and an accouncment about how one of my clubs was canceled and I screamed "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS SHIT,MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOL!" I ended up staying after school...but not for the club....

3. On my first day of middle school I realized most girls were wearing light foundation and other makeup products, so I decided to wear some light makeup also so I didn't look "odd." I wasn't very good and applying eyeshadow and lipstick back then,so I looked like a complete...er...I guess you could say "Whore." Bright pink/red lipstick,hot pink/dark eyeshadows mixed,and really dark foundation don't mix well...

 

Lol, thanks?

 

#NotAPervUKnow :3