Corrupt-A-Wish!

granted.

-gives barbie doll with a real fish fin on it- (doll-fin)

I wish for the thing I am thinking in my head right now.

 

Granted but your head explodes.

I wish I was always right.

 

Granted. -head exploded-. Crap

I wish for something.

 

granted, you get nothing

I wish for an axe

 

granted. -axe flies into your head-

I wish I had the Triforce so I could get any uncorrupt wish I want >=)

 

Granted but you drop it into a puddle of lava as soon as you get it.

I wish for a tuna.

 

Granted, but the tuna bites you.

I wish for [Hero] rank

 

Granted. [Hero] appears above your head in real life and it can't be taken off and it has no benefits.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted: I wish i had a real life complete replica AND WORKING normally without any malfunctions and it can't be screwed up (as in it cant be "it broke" or "it hjammed" or "it fell apart" or "the chain goes only 2 feet") Zelda hookshot/clawshot

 

It got corrupted anyway, b*tch.

I wish I had a bunny tail

 

U get a demon bunny tail that eats u Omnomnom

I wish to be Junko

 

granted -turns u into a pile O junk

I wish that this wish could be corrupt.

 

granted, but ur wish isn't corrupt

I wish to have beer

 

Granted, here is a bear

I wish to see harry's face

 

You see Harry's face but forgets it in 2 seconds and you didn't take a picture

I wish for @Rilakkumaloverr to adore One Direction

 

NO

I WISH THAT YOU WILL HATE THEM

 

Then you end up loving them
heheh
I wish for lots and LOTS of CAAAAAAAATS! >:3

 

granted, but the cats are Cthulu worshipping ninja cats


i wish for all 1D and JB lovers to suicide

 

THEY WILL ALWAYS LOVE THEM
( jk i hate them to)

i wish Internet connection will be faster to everyone!

 

wish granted, the internet is so fast your mind explodes


i wish for a wish

 

Ah but then it wouldn't be corrupt when the wishes have to be corrupt. But if you didn't corrupt my wish, you wouldn't have followed the instructions. I made a paradox :D

Granted. WISH: Wasting Important Summers High

(meaning you wasted all of your summers being high)

I wish for nothing.