The Most Embarrising Mistake You Made

My most embarrising mistake i made? Well a couple of days ago at sport i wasn't listenning since i was very tired, but i had to go first, and i didn't know where to go or what to do, everyone shouted at me and man, it was so hard...
Tell me what your most embarrising mistake you made!
Try and make me laugh too :3

 

I was like 5. I thought a man who worked at a department store was my dad. I jumped up and down in front of him saying "UPPIE UPPIE!" He never picked me up, so I looked up and it wasn't my dad. I RAN AWAY BISH I WAS SO SCARED!

 

When I was running the mile in gym class, I cut my sweatpants so I wouldn't trip while I was running, and when I was on my like 3rd lap, I tripped in front of everyone (The half of the class that were counting laps for us were sitting and watching in the area where I tripped). How ironic -_- It was so embarrassing

 

Can I list my most funniest / best ones?

In the airport when I was 7 years... I think... years old:
I thought my dad was right next to me because my dad and this stranger had alike pants. I held the stranger's hand. xDDDD But I felt like a nice person.

My thoughts at school:
You ever get that moment during a test when you think hard... hard... Well, I'm a smart person, and I work hard.
I was trying to think and... I think I ended up saying it. xDDD

Me:
9 x 13... HECK THIS IS FOURTH GRADE MATH, WHAT THE HELL.

Annoying Guy Next to me:
[ out loud ] I think you just cussed or something.

Mothers at School - You love them:
When I was late for the bus, my mom drove me to school. She was also going to talk to the head-secretary in the office 'cause they're friends...
There were like 5th graders by me.

Me: [ walking slowly ]

Mom: Have a nice day!

Me: [ bored voice ] Okay...

Mom: Kiss, kiss!

Me: [ shaking my head ]

Mom: [ laughs ]

Sisters:
CeCe and Aubrey, my sisters, were fighting.

CeCe: Give me my notebook!

Aubrey: You realize this is Kenni's!

CeCe: Yeah, I WANT TO FIND OUT HER CRUSH!

Me: I don't have one!

Aubrey and CeCe: SHUT UP!

Me: It's just a notebook I draw in.

CeCe and Aubrey: [ rips my notebook ]

Me: GUUYS!

Aubrey: I'm a winner! Kenni, back off dimwit!

Me: Your a loser! [ I kick her in the gut ]

Aubrey: Owww! You purpled my places!

Me: [ laughs ]

CeCe: [ reads my page ] She hates you, Aubrey! And she wishes you would die!

Me: [ mind twisted ] I think I need to write that about you, now.

CeCe: And she likes Christopher! You like that wad-bag?!?! He picks his nose!

Me: Does not!

Me and CeCe: [ fighting with page ]

Aubrey: [ holding the other part of the notebook, fanning herself with it ] I... I think I'll go tell Mom...

Me: [ letting go of the other page ] AUUUBREY!!!

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I'm gonna end this story of a wrap-up. I ended up getting embarrassed big time. My mom read that note to my siblings.

And I have enough typing done. xD

 

The most embarrassing thing that has happened to me? Here it is:
(Before I go on, the girl from my school will be called "Her.")

Her: Hey (My name)! Come over here!
Me: Hm? What for?
Her: Just get over here! You won't regret it!
Me: *Sighs* Alright, coming, give me a second. *Walks over to her.*
Her: *Takes phone, puts it on camera and takes a "Selfie," while hugging me.* (DO NOT ASK WHERE THE PICTURE IS, I AM NOT SHOWING YOU THAT. IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.)
Me: Damn it! Why did you do that?! Delete the picture!
Her: *Laughs* Your kidding right? This one is a keeper.
Me: Oh come on! What do I have to do to have you get rid of the picture?..
Her: Oh, there's nothing you can do about it. I am going to text it to all my friends showing how you have feelings for me!
Me: Wait, who are the friends?
Her: *Shows contact list*
Me: HOLY MOTHER ****! DON'T YOU DARE SEND THAT PICTURE TO ALL THO- *Hears sent sound*
Her: Come on! Admit it! You like me and I like you! Simple as that!
Me: Urgh... Fml...

*Next day*
*Rumor goes on about a relationship between me and her.*
Me: *Tells everyone to shut up.* It is not funny. You all know I don't believe in love, so why think that I am in a relationship?..
A boy: Dude, she's pretty damn hot, why don't you go out with her? You know you want to. *Nudges my shoulder*
Me: Dude, you know I am afraid of her gender. Why do you even say that?
A boy: Because she is smokin' hot, hit on her, you won't regret it.
Me: Urgh *Walks away.*

*Goes on for a while*

BY THE WAY, this happened only 2 days ago. >.<

 

I haven't had an embarrassing moment in a while... but my friend has.
While my principal was talking about Jesus and the Devil, my IRL friend Lachie, asked this question: "Is Satan a devil?"

 

http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/low-fps-when-tried-allocating-more-ram-to-minecraft.17019/
durp

 

I once ran into a girls boobs...

 

Dude you need to write mistakes.

 

Long story short, at the end of school, in the cafeteria, I was putting on my jacket since it was raining (waiting for my Grandmother to come) and a teacher walked by me and while putting on the jacket I punched her head. D: Oops. (Btw this was today).

 

I have SO many of these, but I'll try to write the ones I can remember xD

So one time, It was the end of school for me one day and I was walking outside, waiting for my Dad to come pick me up. After a while, I see what I think is my Mom's car, and I go up to it because sometimes he drives her car to pick me up. Anyway, Once I go up to it, I don't really look who is driving but I look at the seat next to it to see if my Dad had brought my dog that day (because sometimes he brings her). Instead of my dog, there was a big stack of papers in the seat next to the driver's, so I went to the back-seat door and opened it to get in. Right there, is this little kid in a car seat staring at me o-o.. I look at the driver's seat, and there is another Mom sitting there that looks nothing like my Mom (Or Dad XD). Anyway, at first I was like "Huh??!?" and then I realized.... oops wrong car o-o. I ran so fast... xD (Btw this was like a week ago lol)

Here's another one from a long time ago.
I don't know.. I think was like.. 7? Or 8 maybe, I'm not sure xD
But anyway, I was in the car with my Dad at McDonalds because we just wanted something to eat really quick, so we pulled up and for some reason I thought the guy that was giving us our food was cute o3o (I know right, He was like 17.. totally going to fall in love with a 8 year old XD).. so when he wasn't looking, I told my dad "he's cute" because why not, I really don't know what I was thinking. So when the guy came back, my Dad said it loud and clear right at him, "She thinks you're cute." Then the guy stared right at me and I was just like O_O "WOT" and both him and my dad started laughing at me.. I had to hide my face in my bag because I was so embarrassed xD Gee, I can't believe I still remember that o.o

This actually happened a week or two ago.
My mom came to my school to substitute for a day, and she actually made every person in class tell her their names and something about them x3. So this one guy in my class that I used to like, it was his turn, and so he says his name, but before he can say something else, my mom is like "Hm... Okay. I've heard a lot about you.. so tell me something I don't already know" and then he just looked at me weirdly o-o and I was just... covering my face with my hands xD Nice Job Mom <3

That's all I can think of right now, but I'll probably think of more later :p.

 

Omg, i was laughing so hard in the car that my sister and mom looked weirdly at me... XD that is just too FUNNAH.

 

Damn, I feel so bad for you...

 

Mhm... If she is hoooooot? Like hot hot? Then take her. Take the chance while you have it!

 

Thanks for understanding. >.<

Believe me, having a popular girl in love with you is not as good as most people think. It is actually more of a living hell. >.< (I admit, she is somewhat hot, but for gods sake people... I am only 13.)(Not only that, I don't believe in love at the moment either. >.<)

 

Shadow doesn't believe in love.

 

Yep. (Only for now, I don't believe in love at the moment due to peer pressure, you know, being one of the only ones with a girlfriend or boyfriend in the school, kind of being an outlier. If you are interested in knowing more, PM me and I can update you each day as to what is happening.)

 

I just had an embarrassing moment at school. So I was doing my awesome dances in line since I'm really into pop dancing. (And duh I'm awesome at it) So then I had an old crush and a friend who thinks I'm awesome (side note, she's also obsessed with gummy bears), so I'm dancing... randomly... xD

I always make my embarrassments and accidents into something I meant to do. So I trip on my shoe and I fall, almost hitting my head on the bottom of a locker! They stare at me and then this is me:

Me:
I WANT TO BE A WORM!!!!

xD
But I'm not lying this happened today...

 

Let's compare. XD Jk.