Does anyone know CPR? (Serious question)

Plz does anyone

 

I do, I'm not certified though because I didn't want to pay for the certification card.

 

WELL THAN UR A NERD!!!!

 

Meh I know CPR but I don't ever use it

 

Ok, I can save people's lives and I'm a nerd WIN/WIN! It's not my fault I'm a 'nerd' though because I was forced to learn how to do it in health class last year.

 

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its a joke

 

You didn't get it XD

 

DAMN IT @Mcc457 I WAS GOING TO DO THAT! FML!

 

I study CPR.

 

Yep, I know how, but I am not certified to do it, if it is an emergency and no doctor is around, then I do it. I used to study CPR, but not anymore since I feel confidential that I know it. Also, (I know this is a joke and all, but) you realize doctors make a butt ton of money?

#EDIT*
Also, @Mcc457:

 

I have seen a doctor who made enough money to buy 2 ferraris from just one surgery

 

Yeah, it's amazing, I mean you have to be pretty gifted to be able to be a doctor/surgeon.

 

yes, yes it was.