HARRY IS MY LONG LOST SISTER/BROTHER!

First of all you might all be wondering why I put sister/brother. Here is why. I was in school and I saw a book and I was determined to read it. It was called the Long Lost Sisters. The two main characters were Henry and Harry. For those who didn't know my name in MC is henry6996 and all of you know what @ItsHarry MC name is. I was like "HOLY CRAP I NEVER KNEW I WAS RELATED TO HARRY!" Oh yes =D What do you feel about this

 

DUN DUN DUN

 

How are the characters Henry and Harry, and be long lost sisters? That makes no sense...

 

screw logic

I don't even know. The world is messed up

 

I have harry's hat beat that c:

 

I'm Harry's long lost sister so I get to see Mappy everyday. BEAT THAT!

 

lol what's his last name then...

 

No. I live in his closet. Even Harry doesn't go into his closet. If he does, I poke him with a stick.
He then goes crying to Jerry that the 'pokey stick monster' is still in his closet

 

You stated that Harry will murder me if I try to get into his closet, how would he be scared of a "Pokey Stick Monster?" Considering I am a soulkeeper and take and sometimes destroy souls?

 

There's a lot of stuff in here....maybe he wants to keep in secret. But I poke him with a stick >:D if he keeps trying to come in here, I'll start stabbing him with a chair

 

My question was:
How is Harry afraid of a pokey monster (you) and not a soulkeeper (me) since you said he will beat the living sh!t out of me.

 

There's stuff in the he wants to keep secret. Therefore, he takes down soul keepers.
I'm already in there. He's already wondering how I'm getting in there. That, and I dress up like a banana when poking him (true fact; Harry is scared of bananas)

 

How? Soulkeepers are technically immortal. Look at the soul in my profile pic! He is quite attached to me. If only I could find the address. >.<

 

-gives new stick to mappy, IT HAS A SPIKE ON THE TIP-
ur whalecum

 

You realize she could use that as a .... tool...

 

i kno
HEHEHEHEHEGHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE

 

So you are one of @MappyTurtle's apprentices? Besides PresidentBacon?

 

ABORT

 

Everyone is my apprentice. I just rape most (all) of them

 

you didnt rape meh