IMA DIE SOMEONE HELP MEEEE!!!

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  1. _Magical

    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    Okay so one fact about me: I dont like crawling things especially geckos.

    So yea I'm home alone and saw a gecko running across the floor and I just ran to my room. I brought only what was in my hands which was homework. I AM HUNGRY AND NO IM NOT EATING THE GECKO. Any survival tips until my family gets home?
     
  2. Enderbrine

    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    Just relax, Take a deep breath and run across the room and get in the kitchen.. It only requires braveness..
     
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    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    Its.. just disgusting xD . Anyhow.. Geckos hide in 5 minutes.. I used to see a gecko once. When take my eyes of it, it runs away.
     
  5. _Magical

    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    So....I hit the gecko with my homework? :D
     
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    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    Yep :D

    All you need is great accuracy , enough power , and.. Oh never mind just hit it already!
     
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    Pretty much. Remember. The only time homework comes in handy.
     
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    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    Is killing creepy crawlers and annoying people.
     
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    Eat the homework and answer the gecko.
    If your teacher asks why you answered your homework on a gecko, say 'I accidentally ate my homework, so here, have a gecko'
    10/10 teachers will then proceed to eat said gecko
     
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    Smash it with your magical powers.
     
  11. _Magical

    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    It all gewd my mum got home and killed it. I heard the action (:
     
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