Other Games osu halp pls I suck pls halp ehhh

Well, I heard there was a Bonkumiru song in osu, so I downloaded it.
I can't even get past the first verse of it ;-;
Any touhou or anything else that might be easy enough for me?
It might also help that my hands weren't so cold but meh :P

 

Chirumiru, nothing like Bonkumiru, I'm telling you.

 

I just got Osu on my phone :3
Kinda fun, but hard, especially when your phone is sticky.

 

Why is your phone sticky? ;)

 

Cuz, stuff happens etc and you get it lolol

 

Osu no makey sense!

 

Question...
The hell's an osu?

 

OH GOD MAN, YOU'RE DISGUSTING ;-;

 

Everyone sucks at Osu when they first play it.
At this point, I'm epic at it.
It takes time and lots of easy songs at first.

Never ever get phone version
PC is 5000 times better xD

Osu makes all sense

Osu is love
Osu is life

If you really want to be better, you should be asking @athenswill and @xMisfitCow though.

 

Hmm, I wouldn't start with the Touhou songs right away.
Try something from 1-3 stars until you get good enough.
2 stars at this point, I'd say.
1 star is boring.

 

Well, let's see....
When I search Bonkumiru, all of the beatmaps are in the graveyard. In other words, they haven't been approved, or even qualified. Basically, no one plays them. Beatmaps in the graveyard usually aren't the greatest of quality, so that could be part of your problem.
Also, why not just start with the default beatmaps? :P
But yeah, don't try anything too hard yet, I would say 3 stars max if you just got it.
Also, you can either click or press z and x to hit beats. I would experiment and see which one works better for you. Most seem to prefer using z and x on the keyboard, and I'm just that loner who clicks with the mouse.
Here's one of the first beatmaps I ever got, because I liked this song XD It's touhou btw
http://osu.ppy.sh/s/13887
The easy difficulty should be a pretty good starter.
Anyway, when you first start, I don't really have too many tips except practice to improve performance.
Also, you can get a difficult beatmap, and practice it with No-Fail and Half Speed mods on. I did that with Scarlet Rose, and it helped me improve vastly.

 

Omfg, Scarlet Rose looks difficult as hell, even with Autopilot on ;p; Thanks for the song btw c:

 

If you want to see a difficult song
You should check out The Quick Brown Fox - The Big Black
No one has ever gotten it perfect
Not even @WhatTheHai the osu! god.
Like
No one

 

Close enough

 

Well, no wonder you can pass that Bonkumiru beatmap...
It's absolutely terrible.
The timing is waaayyyyy off and it's poorly made in general....

 

Yeah.
Off-topic here, I only just noticed you have Well-Known

 

I don't even know how that's possible
Like, the song is epic
But the map though...
Ugh.
I don't dare to try it without no-fail.

 

Keep in mind that I only got 50% with no fail and half speed... XD

 

So many people play Osu ._. and i thought i was alone :I

 

So wait, osu is a rhythm game?
Ohokaythen.