Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

mine is the most sarcastic.

IGN: I fall somewhere between the Rapist and Stripper IGN.

Age: 69. Like everyone else is. Are you that stupid? We are all 69 GET A LIFE J&H?

Location: I sit on Kim Jong Un's throne. That is my home

Timezone: PST: Professional Soup Time

What times are you most active: I have never been on the server

Why do you want to become a helper: So I can annoy the crap out of people by telling them everything about the server and when they ask "Ok thats all I need to know" I say I am a staff member and I control you.

Previous experiences as a moderator: 385 times but all got banned for blackmailing ;)

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [Sassacrast]

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: 7 minutes per century.

How long have you been playing Minecraft: for .6789 milliseconds.

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Who?

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: WTF?

Why we should choose you: So i can scare the crap out of everyone.

Anything else you want to add: Doge is beautiful and I have to grief the spawn and make a giant Doge face.

 

um can I have mod thanks

 

No. Your application has no Doge in it once so ever. Do not expect to live tommorow, we are sending Mercenaries to your home due to your horrific application

 

i ned mod so I cn grefe te sever fr yu becas i am osom

 

Accepted. You will have a grief at your house in 3 seconds. Have fun!

 

nu i wan t grefe yu

 

Neam: i forgotz iz
aeg: 2478^hi
Timzon: Pi
Location: Jupiter
Why u want be mod: zo i cud ban ppl nd killz every1 in da lobbyz
Experiences: I iz modz and admiz on lik seevan billioz triIion severs incuding mineplex
Do u use teemspek? Dahfuq???
How long u play mc? 537290437809 yerz
How long up way server? i just gott bned 4 swearing
When last tim u make app? like 4 secondz ago
Why we choose u? Cuz I will grief ur server if u donz
Anything else we should know: greifzing is ma hobbie. I haz kill aura. i alzo has blown upz lek 35278 sevrers

 

IgN: wat in da frekin hell is dat
aEg: hi im fiv
locutiUn: in yo mommas fat aSsssssssssssss
timEsone: in dat fat assssssss timeSoNEaeee
tiMs mots activv: fat assssssssssss AM and fat assssssssssss PM
wHy do yo want dat moderatUN dutas: im responsiblA
Laast eXperience: NUN
raNC?: nop. I dat specIaL dud
am I activvvv on tem spek: wat dafuk is dat crap
how LoNG havWa u plaed on MinCrAft: wat is dat?!?!?!?!?!?!? my daddy shoed meh dis frekin sit
how LoNg play dat j+h serber: wat in dafuk. i joined Dissss Websit 2 Mins ago
when DID yo mak yo las Staf applicatUN: never< Didnt U har meh. I joined diss sit 2 MiNS agod
wHY shud weh chos yu: i dat specail KED
AnYthang elES: nop!!!!!!!!

Ples chos meh! i spen 2 DAYZ woking on dis applicatUN. PLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :(

 

op me plz

 

Denied

 

Naim: Ma mom cal me swethearrt so i thiank my naim is swetheattt.
Aje: whai? Ma mom sai i canot giv ani infimition to stangrs.
Tmezune: err mai mickai muse cluck sais thatr ita isz 6.09pm now
Wot tymes r u atife: depnds on ma mommy, she sai iff i peepee on ma bed todai, i cannt uze da computo

Sowey guysh, my mommy sai its swlep time. I willl juz ent off herze. HOPE I GAWD ACCEPTED. OR ELSE IMMA TELL MAH DAD. MAH DAD IZ MICROSOFT!!!

 

IGN: Wuts dat
Age: 9
Location: Hyrule?
Timezone: Pacific time
What times are you most active: everyday
Why do you want to become a helper: so i can help the server in catching haxors
Previous experiences as a moderator: none
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [mod]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: wuts teamspeak
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 9 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 1337 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: never
Why we should choose you: because i am very helper-like and i would like it
Anything else you want to add: i am notch's son so if you dont make me halper i will tell my dad to ban you from mincraft

 

IGN: DAFUQ IZ DAT?!!!1!!?!

Age: 3

Location: IM NAWT TELING YEW STAKERZ

Timezone: DAFUQ IZ DAT?!!!1!!?!

When are you most active: UUUMMM WEN EYE AEM AKTIV

Why do you want to become a moderator: BEKUZ IY WANTE TEW BAYN PEPL

Any previous experience as moderator: IV NEVA BEN MOWDRATR BEWT I OWNAR OFF EVREY SRVR EYN MINKWAFFT

Have you purchased a rank: EY TINK IE WEL BY ADMAN ONS EY BECUM AE MOD

Have you been on our TeamSpeak: DAFUQ IZ DAT?!!!1!!?!

How long have you been playing Minecraft: SENS WUN MELEON BC EYM NAT CIDING

How long have you been playing on this server: EWM ABAWT FIV SEKUND

How long since you have made a staff application: TIS IZ MAY SEVANDY FITH TYM IV MAYD AH STAF AWPP TEWDAY

Why should we choose you as a moderator: BEKUZ IY WEL BAYN PEPL AYND BEKUZ IYM AWZOM

Anything else you want to add: EF YU DAWNT MAK MEY MOWDRATR EY WEL TEL NACH TEW BAYN YUR MINKWAFFT AKAWNT



My spell checking will see me dead because of this. :(

 

IGN: My IGN
Age: Last time I checked I was 8

Location: Nroth korea
Timezone: Is that a mini game?​

• What times are you most active: When I am
• Why do you want to become a helper: because
• Previous experiences as a moderator: I've got a mod for mincraft

• Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: The one you have to buy.
• Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Wut
• How long have you been playing Minecraft: ah, 6 years and 500 days

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 7 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 2 mins ago​

Why we should choose you: speshul

Anything else you want to add: i am part of rteam avolotion​

so jelly

 

hey! Im 10 :(

 

Well, did u make a staff app?

 

Neam: Hello am i talking to KFC?
Age:Can i have some chicken?
Timezone: When is mah chicken done!?
Location: Hello?
Why u want to be mod: Just give me my chicken!
Experiences: Can i have a chicken burger plz?
Do you use Teamspeak: GIVE ME MAH CHICKEN BURGA!
How long u play mc? IMA JUST GO TO MCDONALDS
How long up way server?: LEAVE ME ALONE IMA GO MCDONALDS
When last time u make app? Wut
Why we choose you? Cause i didnt get mah chicken burga! and im gonna all ban you! muhahaha thats what you got when you give the burger

 

N3m: uhuh its like beer I tank
aig: mine
teimson: the 1st one
lowcatchon: um Earth
wot tiams u mawts activ: now
y u wanna be mawd: cause I liak donut
Xpireances: say wot
rak: broek soz
teimspk: wat dat liak omg wahy is evething sew confusin
haw long u plae mc: since I sined up
haw long u plae ijah: sorry what was dat again
wan lest t1me u make app: I don't make apps I play dem
y we choise u: cause my mom called me a cheeto
anytin u wana add: I don't like adding soz
danks
(jk xD <3)

 

nam: i duno
ag: i ony twee
hous nember: 1905801-8476148610-9820976074207620-272076206=2-672-6=6-2786092-6
wat do yu du wit yu spa tim: i pay min cat
ar u asom: ys
wy du yu wan becom md: bcas i m asom
r u a nb: nu
y d u wnt tu becm md: bcas i cn
antung es: pc e su i cn grefe te sev

 

Name: Bri bri

ageee: *screams at mommy* THESE PEEPLE WANT MY NAME I MEAN AGE MOMMY ;-;

rank: ??????

Timezoe: my doll time zoe?

Locatins: Under you blankets play hide-and go-seek :3

Why chu want le mod powass: OH OH I CAN make doodee on people and i dunno ;~;

Expersines: wat ies?

Do chu you teAmspeeck? I tawlk wit my basball team does dat count?

how long chu play mc?: Um well wat year ish it again?

How ong you play on ish server?: um... 2.... dayish?

When da last tine u mak app: leik app for mai iphone?

whi should we chuose you?: I am a marshwellow of luff ^-^ pick me pick me!