Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

nam:admin
aeg:jus truned nidndy nene yisturday
lokation: whut da fak is a lokation
timzum:
acitve tiems: 9:00 til 9:01
y du u wana be mud: idem and admine right NAO or mi wil com to hosue nd se u
Prevus: I mod teh
rank or nu rank: i got the [owner] rank
teamtak: wut
mincrft: 23 years
jerinhari: since Albert Einstein was born
when last time mak app: rigt nao dum preson lern huw tu hav gud gremers,
y chose ma: chose me cuz I so haxor and I ban him!!!!!!! I can ban a person!1!12!!22!!2!1
anythin els brah: nu

 

Denied. Due to lack of Doge.

 

naym: idk
aj: uh lemme ask I fogot
tz: wuts dat
lokaqion; varies right now im in my bedroom
why I want to be mod: so I can twerk on ppl
exp; well ill get more at the mob grinda brb
ts: I wuv taytay swift too
how long play mc: since I got it
how long you play server: yesterday I think im not a n00b tho
last tym ap maid? this is my 69th one I think
why shud we pick u: bc I will hack ur server w my alts if you don't pick me beeytchez
anyting else: well id tell u but first..
LEMME
TAKE
A
SELFAY <3333

 

Nemh: my momy says no!!!!!! Stop
Aj: I forgot my let me goh asks mye mommmmydd
Ts:wat tha
Laquotion: iforsgot
Why mod:becus I saw hackrrr. Haxxor. He die me 1 chot wit a boe nu fair haxxxor.
Exp: I haz 1 exp in anoder serbers.
Hwolongserber:since me joinerd
Heolongmc: scince I fist ply
Lst tm pply:me has pllyd 3145978634596723497586 times andnoe respnd. :(
Aythng 2 ad: wer do I add aythng tell me or me gona haxor chu.

 

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No. Just stop.

 

Name: Pig
Age: No Idea wUt An Ayj Iz?
Time zone: I LiEk cakE!!!!
Location: On My CoMpyooter, duh
Why: BecUz I am kewl aNd Pro
Active Times: I dun liek ecsursizing
Experience: I juZt died and lawst it all but I iS pro at PVP
How long you been on the server: Why wuld I be awn a waiter?
How long have you been on Minecraft: Quick qwestion, wut is Minecraft?
Additional Information: Can I haz sum cake?

 

hi my name is harry and i want to become a new staff member my age is ninetienine i dont know my timezone but i live in a house and that is also locatoin my and i want to be mod to kick people LOLOL becose that s funny XD and mi ecperienc is that have i own signel playre i was mod there adn teamspeekak i mdont ned cus i hav skype accuoint so no teamspeak use i play mincravt since a day agosto did you know that agosto maens august in
spinach i did know that so what is serveryou mean there is lotofs erver i kan play on so witch on? this is borin giv me moderator or i bn you odf de soerfer then i can play own on sserver singelplaywr creeper but apliccattoin i did notmake first this is and whty do we choose you wiell you choose me couase red abofe this so you know i can play minceraft i can like pie btw aso can play now on minecraft serrver i hope have i can moderator now!

 

IM Harry

 

Neam: yo mama
aeg: yo mamas age
Timzon: yo mamas timzon
Location: yo mama
Why u want be mod: cuz ... yo mama
Experiences: Yo mama
Do u use teemspek? I use yo mama
How long u play mc? MC = yo mama? Den 69
How long up way server? Yo mama showed me
When last tim u make app? Wen yo mama ded
Why we choose u? Cuz i has yo mama
Anything else we should know:
Yo mama m

 

wahtz a staf ap

 

ya I ont hink i herd of dat

i wike potato cips tho

(Someone should post a real staff app like all of these)

 

wats op

 

IN: wut
Aje: confusd
Locashion: your mum
Tymezune: toilet
Wot tymes r u most actev: wut tyme ez et?
Y du yu wont 2 become a helpur: i em ur mom
Preveeus expereenses ass a moderater: i em ur dad
Hav yu purchused a renk? If su, wich 1nes: i purchus socialspy
Ar yu actev on our TeamSqueak: i squeak awl dah tyme
How lung hav yuu ben playing CimeMraft: sinse 1688
How lung have yu playd on the ItsJennyandHanna server: sinse 1688
When was th lest tyme u mayd a staff applacaashun 4 ths survur: sinse 1688
Why shuld we chuse u: i em ur mum
aneetheen els u wunt 2 add: accupt me ful

 

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WAT AR YU TAKING ABOT

 

my staff app

 

Pls accept me to be a miderater I am good and trustworthy and I fna and I watch all your videos.

 

GIN: wut
Aej: wut
loctiaon: wut
tiiiimmmmezoooooooo: church of doge
Wat timez r u most activv: -99:00 to -99:01
Y d00 yuo wannt tooo become a helpir: maik m3 h31p3r orr i riporte u to da copz
Preveeus expereenses ass a moderater: i hav3 b33n m0d3rat0r 0n 999,999,999,999,999 serverz
Hav yuo purchassd a renk???? If su, wich 1nes: i purchissedd //replacenear
Ar yu actev on our TeakSqueam: my mousse fido isss he lieks to squeek

How lung hav yuu ben playing CineMrath: sinss 4 B.C
How lung have yu plaiiid on the ItsJohnsonandHarri server: sinss th3 com1ng off jeeses crist
When was hte lest tyyyyme u maide a staff applacaashun 4 ths survur: approxamateily -999 millesecends ag0
Why shood we chuuzze u: i promess to greef thee intir3 sirvir(z)
anythin els u wannnnnnnnnnntttttttt 2 add: opp mee or i reeporrtt u to da popos

 

ign: wut
Aej: Firteen!1!
whar do ya leeve: United states of amuric
whut is u timhezone: United states of amurica
wut times do you play: when my mom says so
y do you want to halp: so i can halp stop badguys and halp good people
Last time as modurator: i watched my broder 1 time !1!
do u got a rank: yes i got doonator
do u teamspeak: wut is that
how long u play minceraft: seince it come out in 20firteen
hoa long u play on server: never i hate that server
when wa the llast time u has apply: 2day
y do we choose chu: because i is sweggy and i is good person and i can halp da wurld
anyting else: i like pie and jarry and herry i wuv you make me halper plz!!!!111!!!! i wont greff surver i halp alat