Corrupt-A-Wish

Brought from an old forum, this is a simple game. Misinterperet a wish to make it not what they wanted.

Person:
I wish I could time travel

Next person:
You can time travel, you've traveled 4 seconds since you read this message!
I wish I could kill everyone

Next person:
You can! However, I haven't met a person named "Everyone" yet.
I wish for world peace.

Etc. etc.


I wish I could fly.

 

Alright, here's your plane ticket.

I wish for no more war. At all.

 

What did he do? He seems like a nice guy

I wish tacos were everywhere

 

Ok. They are now located in the town called "Everywhere"


I wish to be able to play as the character "Elphaba" in the hit musical Wicked on Broadway in New York, New York in the United States of America.

 

You can play!
However, there's nobody else there.

I wish I could get $200000 dollars.

 

Okay, here's monopoly.

I wish Justin Bieber could get arrested again.

 

Don't we all?

I wish to have magical powers right now for me and me only :P

 

I have never met me. I haven't met me only either.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

 

Wish granted. You can now "believe" you can fly.

I wish I was a human

 

You are, first person named Human I've ever met.

I wish I was a scout from tf2

 

You are a scout in my new real-life army, Tree Freedom 2.

I wish to have 3 more wishes

 

Okay. Here's a grain of rice, a grain of salt, and broccoli. I named them all Wish.

I wish I could have a Doge.

 

Hijka said imporper English wasn't allowed so doge is allowed


I was I had super strength

 

Here you go, I.

I wish I was the ruler of Minecraft.

 

Get a real job, nerd.

I wish I was death the kid

 

Only Yomc is the true Death the Kid

I wish teachers didn't give out homework

 

Ok shool is now runs 1 hour later



I. Wish I could drive

 

Wait 11 years.

I wish I didn't have to go to school but I could still learn the things I know.

 

Then you will hav a hard time getting friends



I wish I could become invisible

 

Who's Invisible?

I wish for this wish to not be corrupt