Would you rather?

Oh hi, didn't see you there.

This game works by someone saying a would you rather question and the person below answering it etc.
Example:
thats_my_nam3: would you rather blah blah blah
Saucy llama: blah blah blah
Would you rather blah blah blah
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Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?

 

Little legs because it must be so painful lifting a finger!

Would you rather go out with Jerry or Harry?
I'm so weird

 

Would you rather be with me one day or with me one day.

 

You're meant to answer the other question..
I guess i'll answer both
Jerry because he's cooler
Me for one day

Would you rather break both your arms or both your legs?

 

Legs cus I dun like Physical activity anyway :P

Would you rather not go on the forums ever again or never go on the server again?

 

never go on the forums again.

listen your whole life to Justin Bieber or to 1 Direction?

 

Um.. I would have to say One Direction because I really don't like Justin Bieber, Sorry Bieber fans :p.
Would you rather be a cute little bunny for the rest of your life or a big, scary tiger? o3o

 

Big, scary tiger, bunnies are far too cute for me to live under, besides, if. I can train the tiger, it could be a guard tiger instead of a guard dog.

Would you rather tell a random person your darkest secret? Or tell a random person your greatest fear?

 

Greatest fear. My secrets, are secrets.

Would you rather tell your mother you're gay, or your dad?

 

Uh... Crap... Because either way, I'm dead. They would murder me and **** on my grave. So it doesn't matter.

Would you rather Stay in prison for the rest of your life? Or stay in a military school for the rest of your life?

 

I think I would go to military school for the rest of my life instead of prison.

Would you rather fart really loudly in front of the president or poop on the sidewalk? (In public with a lot of people watching)

That question is really random but, meh.
I am quite bored atm

 

Fart because that way I don't get indecent. Asides from that, all that would happen is me being kicked out of the White house or whatnot.

Would you rather prank call the police or prank call the firemen?

 

Prank call the police because I respect firemen more...

Would you rather be ugly but very smart, or be flawless and very dumb... ?

 

I rather be ugly but very smart.

Would you rather be blind or paralyzed for the rest of your life?

 

Hm, paralyzed so I have a legitimate excuse to not have to go to school and work in real life. :p

Would you rather make out with a toaster or microwave? XD

 

toaster because it will be VERY HOT and can make me yummy sandwiches

would you rather fuck kiss finn the human or jake the dog

 

Neither..I hate adventure time

Would you rather be poor & good looking or rich & ugly?

 

rich & ugly. If I have enough money I could pay to have my face be operated :D

Would you rather raid the biggest faction on the server or have the most unraidable faction on the server. (Talking about factions server).

 

Unraidable so i can raid and not worry about getting raided so my stuff will be acumilated so i will become the best faction.(sry for any spelling errors.

would you rather fight Chuck Norris or s*** on the president.

 

shit on the president.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?