-- In Creative -- Noob: *wears diamond armor* Noob: LoL I HAVez DIAMONdsz ArmrR ANd AlL MinEFhygufdgrrgd Me: *wears enchanted diamond armor* Noob: wha..... HOWWWWW Me: *Facekeyboard*
-- In Creative -- Noob: BeNBEn240 HAckz HeSz flYNgggGGGGgGGGG Me: It's Creative. Noob: BeNBEn240 HAckz HeSz flYNgggGGGGgGGGG Me: Seriously, it's creative. Everyone can fly Noob: BeNBEn240 HAckz HeSz flYNgggGGGGgGGGG Me: *facecarpet*
OITC: Me: 11 kill streak. Random person: HHAXXXXXX!!!! SHADOW HAX! HE NOOB! HE NOOB! HE NOOB! HE NO HOW TO PLAY! HE HAX! HAX=NOOB! Me: Dude, I can play, get over it. Random person: YOU STILL HAX! YOU NO GET THAT ****ING KILL STRAK CUZ YOU NOOB! HAAAXXXXX!!! SHADOW=HAXOR! Me: O_o You sure I hack? Random person: YES I KNOW YOU HACK! YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE ARROW HAAAAAXXXX!!!! Me: You get an arrow each time you kill someone, whether it be through bow and arrow or sword. Random person: ARROW HAX! AIMBOT HAX! HAX! HAX! HAX! YOU ONLY GET ONE ARROW! HAAAAAAXXXXXXX! Me: *Smashes head against wall nearly 50 times* Me: *Comes back* Me: *Sees nearly 1000 messages of him saying "YOU HAX!" Me: *Faceplant*
Ok. I got two OITC: 1. Noob: (looks at the board that says how to play) How du yuu play dissss? ExperiencedPlayer: Read the board. Noob: How du yaa read? *Faceboard* 2. Noob: How do u know wat level u are? SwagMaster9000: Look at ur exp bar Noob: Wats ur exp bar? Swagmaster9000: The bar that shows how much exp u have? Noob: wats exp? *EXPectedFacepalm*
Noob: 1 S33 H@X0R5 FLY1N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111 *posts 5 times while seeing a supporter*
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