My Poems

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Miranda's taken
so you'll have to do

 

the microwave part got me xD

 

"Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden, I'll hunt you down"

 

This is a poem
I don't think you'll like it
It's kinda short and doesn't rhyme.

 

and then add "I'll hunt you down" :D

 

There :3
Its awesum now

 

The Beatles are badass,
I can't explain how badass they are because they are so badass,

Thank

 

Roses are blue
Violets are red
What did I do
I should be dead

 

This is a haiku.
I am bored so I made it.
Hippopotamus.

 

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Your family's Dead
and you will be too
C:

 

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
die

:D

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Everybody is dead,
What did I do? Blow up Georgia with nuclear arsenal.

 

I came in like a wrecking ball,
But I hit concrete
Worst of all,
It was an unexpected material to meet.
But I am Miley, after all,
Miley Cyrus, the star to fall,
And to come back, disgusting.

I was really bored, so I made this.

 

Ok, this is a new one. Let's go with I have hated Miley Cyrus now and it has worsened from this. No offense to the Miley Cyrus fans out there...

 

YEA LIKE WTF THE MICROWAVE SEND ME ROFLING

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Whats wrong with me,
Colourblind

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I will beat the crap outta you
and let you die too (Scary poem huh lol)

 

Roses are red, what's that in the sky?
It looks very awesome, it's flying pie!

 

no

 

Roses are bacon
Violets are bacon
You are bacon
Bacon

 

Justin Bieber is gay,
So is Timberlake,
Whats happening,
GAYDAY(MAYDAY)

Get it, get it? BA DUM TSS