Worse thing your mother has said to you.

Well, this may be hilarious to you, but to me, it was HIGHLY and DEEPLY offensive.

Me: Mommy! I got a 100 on my test, but I couldn't get a 105 because I couldn't do the extra credit...
Mother: Are you kidding me?!?! You didn't get that 105?! I thought you studied! If you don't reach the best, all you will ever be when you grow up is a F***ING JANITOR!!!
Me: But it's a 100! How can you argue with the highest your average can go with a 100?!?!
Mother: You know what?! You are too stupid to realize this! I take back what I said before! You are going to be too stupid to even hold a job as a F***ING JANITOR!!!
Me: O_O

This actually happened. This might give away my nationality. XD







Here is what I felt like:

 

Not my mom but dad.
So I believe in Beatleism, a religion where John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr are our gods.

And my dad pretty much offended me when he said "The Beatles are people not gods" and I started crying. O~O

 

Lol, at least he didn't swear at you and make you feel like a completely demented and mentally disabled person. (Like me) XD

 

Wellll, if you know me well, im kinda mentally ill. Not too much x3

 

If you know me, I'm kind of *Knock on wood* "Emo," and serious.. I don't believe in love. I like depressing things... Well, it all works out for me. :p Don't judge me, it's what people think of me, not what I actually am like. My true personality will never be revealed.

 

The worst thing she said to me
"GET OFF THE COMPUTER! IT'S TIME FOR DINNER!!"

 

I'm taking your cellphone.

 

"If I would have known before *sigh* I wish you was never born"
"Go to your dad, that fuckin alcoholic who left you here"

I.had.a.difficult.childhood.okay

 

"I LOVE MY IPHONE MORE THAN YOU! ( You Is Me )"

 

Mom: I'm keeping the house keys in my purse
Me: Okay, mom!

*2 hours later*

Mom: Son, where are the house keys? I've searched EVERYWHERE for them!!
Me: Idk, I thought you have them :/
Mom: DON'T LIE TO ME! WHERE ARE THEY?!
Me: Mom! Idk! D:
Mom: *Says my real name*!!! IF YOU KEEP ON LYING TO ME, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GROUND YOU, MISTER! -.-
*Mom slams my bedroom door*

*Few minutes later*

*Mom enters room*
Mom: Honey, I'm sorry...I shouldn't have screamed at you like that
Me: It's okay, Mom. :/
Mom: Now, have you seen the house keys?
Me: Have you checked your purse?
Mom: ......No.
Me: -.-

 

There is something FAR MUCH WORSE than my first one, but it's so horrible, I believe that it is best if that does not reach a forum page. :/ Believe me, that thing you said gets said to me nearly once a month or something when I say something that "offends," my parents. O_o