Rubbers :D

Not many of you know, I collect rubbers.
Lolololololololololol, silly American.
In Australia, we call erasers rubbers.
Ok, let' continue.
Usually you get the boring old stuff. I get the interesting stuff, such as ducks and turtles, lollipops and cakes.
But, something I got today, it's majestic.
It's awesome. It's....

Yup, a dinosaur.
My reaction:

 

Such dinosaur
Much rawr
Very sexy
Do want
So sexiness
Wow

 

You should pour Jarate on it and soak it up with crisps, then take it and launch it off a cliff in a Utility.

#Aussies

 

Waddafak are crisps?

 

POTATO CHEPS

 

.-.

Fukin world geo teacher told me crisps = chips. ;-;

 

English terms are so weird :I but yes, here crisps = chips and chips = fries

 

At 'murica. Right near the Bahamas, so bleh

 

Over here we call bag chips chips and wedges chips chips...if that makes sense...
It's just all chips

 

DOES IT REALLY MATTER? They all taste good so nu.

 

Yea and over here rubbers = condom
Kinda scurd of the title at first :I

 

xD
#BlameAmerica

 

That's everywhere else but America and Australia

 

#Selfie
At first, I thought you were going to talk about rubber bands. xD