I am officially going to save this and send this to every single person I know. This is the most "Swag-a-licious" thing I have seen for a while, except for this:
Woah then... Interesting counter statement... This changed awkwardly and drastically at the same time? Is the time-space continuum going to lose balance or something?
Very much so. Want to be on the list of kids houses I stop at on Friday, for Lila, Yomc, Gooby and I's party night! We go around and abduct children....then we have fun with them ;)
Let me think about that. If you want to increase your death rate by nearly 95%, then go ahead! Or if you want it to be a bit more painful, well then I can arrange it. Also, I'm not a kid. I'm a teenager, so I can defend myself quite well. Believe me when I say this.
CANDY! Let me think of that for a second.... *Clock ticks* I hate candy. I shall now up your chances of death/death rate by 3%, making your death chance total into 98%. Good luck surviving if you plan on abducting me. However, if you do come up, beware of the sniper known as Shadow_Riolu. Or so you think I am. My true identity will never be revealed so long you attempt to come after me. I will also have you know, that in real life, I am the one who is most likely to attack with no mercy. (Not a joke)
Ah, a challenge indeed... I shall upgrade to level 2. Not just a sniper rifle, but along with my little "Invention." I will not reveal it until the day comes...