Announcement: I'm pregnant!

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by albinobat, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. albinobat

    albinobat

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    Explanation of lack of drawings and animations is because I recently found out that I will be having a baby..

    This came as quite a shock to me, I will now have to give up my dreams of becoming an animator to support this child.

    You will no longer be seeing me on here, I have to prepare for becoming a full time mother in 6 months.

    This all started long ago, when I decided that I would try to get out of the house more, I went for a walk down to the lake and saw some ducks, They reminded me of Sera, Then I noticed that one of the ducks was choking on popcorn, so I ran up to the duck and gave it cpr, I saved it's life and the duck waddled away happy, then this guy walks up to me and says "Hey, That was a pretty cool thing you did there" and I said "Thanks" and he says "want to eat macaroni together?" and I said "Yes, that's my fav pasta" And so we went to a fancy restaurant called "Le pays de merde et péter" And had our macaroni, It was the worst tasting macaroni I ever ate but I did not care because it was expensive food and I like expensive food, Me and my new friend stayed in touch for ages, He would occasionally tell me "Je tiens à vous tuer avec un couteau à beurre" which translates to "I will always be there for you no matter what", And that is beautiful. One day He brought me a goat, It was a cute little goat that I decided to name Roy, I tried baking Roy a banana and avocado pie, but it burned in the oven, It set the oven on fire and I had to pay for the damage, I felt terrible until I got a text from my sister saying that She would meet me at the beach for dinner, She made the best ketchup and ketchup dish I have ever tasted! It was even better with ketchup. Then I decided to eat my Sister's Iphone and grow a grapevine out of my back, I turned into a fish and did the Macarena before drinking the last mustard and garlic smoothie that I could find, Roy turned into a hippopotamus and trotted off into the sunset, then I woke up and realised it was April fools day and made this post.






    I hope you all understand
     
  2. Auxilium

    Auxilium Former Mod+ Donator

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    I smell an April Fools Joke Edit: CALLED IT
     
  3. Fawn

    Fawn as if

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    Oh lord.

    EDIT: I realized it was an april fools joke only after the duck cpr part
     
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  4. cookiefonster

    cookiefonster Formerly known as WikiRigbyDude

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    At first I believed this until I realized crazy crap and thought "Oh never mind lol"
     
  5. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    You are my hero xD
     
  6. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    Knew it from the start. Nice April Fool's gag. c:
     
  7. Fluttershy's Assassin

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    Congrats on the baby! Name it Pablò! x3
     
  8. Cloud3y

    Cloud3y ѕωєg

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    It doesn't count if it's after 12:00pm ;P

    (It was for me anyway)
     
  9. Mcc457

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    I was like D:, then I realized it's a joke, especially when it went crazy, lol.
     
  10. JoeyBACONBacon

    JoeyBACONBacon Fig Newton

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    ChargedMerc no Donator

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    *clicks thread*
    *sees date*
    *sees end of story*

    Done.

    EDIT:
    Then Animoes calls me "macaroni"
     
  12. albinobat

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    If only you knew what the name of the restaurant translates to :P
     
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    "Country of shit and to fart."
     
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  14. Fluttershy's Assassin

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    image.jpg
     
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  16. _Magical

    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    Be funny if someone announced something suprising on the 1st and it was actually serious but everyone thinks its an April fool's joke :P
     
  17. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    What are you going to name it?
     
  18. albinobat

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    Reggie :3
     
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    Much swag name c: Who's da daddy?
     
  20. shadowPKC

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    le oldest trick in teh book for women