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immediately received clout for this

 

I probably was

 

Revolving door policy or something.....

No drama posts! -Posts demotion threads-

 

That never happened to me, and I am glad it didn't.
This was locked away in a dusty closet in my head but now that you mention it, it was very weird and cringy

 

@safoya299 congrats

 

loved the lobby when itwas like this man

 

Whoa you got to be careful about making jokes related to being a bad staff member. That stuff can get you demoted.

 

Pyromancer

 

There was a brief time in my life when I thought staff got paid and this was how workplaces were ran

I could not have possibly been more wrong

 

''Under my regime, people must fear me and obey my every order Jerry. I am the head admin here, I sit here on my throne of 14 year old helpers anxiety with Willy sucking my left ball, and Xenon sucking my right female ball. Remember when Lila made a minor mistake on a report? Yeah, I destroyed her mentally by putting a line through her name in the server and making a short statement about it. She was mentally fucked, I love that thrill. She will come back to me, more submissive than ever. Why are you quivering Harry? Isn't this what you wanted, the perfect head-admin.
I am literally an unstoppable force, it's like my adult brain is able to negatively impact young teens and make them submissive and scared to me only for the purpose of self gain and getting them to follow my every order. Now, if you will excuse me. I need to login to SecondLife and yell at people in my Furry sex club. Ciao ciao, I miss my daughter who I can no longer see irl''

I once bravely spoke up in the staff meeting and said ''Staff on this server is a hobby, it's not a paid job! People must do their job, but can also just be online to play with friends or play games.''

I was met with a fierce screetch from above

''THEY MUST OBEY MY RULES! This is treated as a job to ready them for the real world, my world! Staff is a very serious position, all of the players on our server must understand that staff is under my control and that they must work unrealistically hard for their position or promotions! Saul you fucking moron, there is a reason I don't talk to my wife or child anymore it's because I take this job very serious and because I dropped everything in my life to get here. I serve the two farters above me and I must please them by making the staff team an unbearable experience for those in the staff team, but also those looking in from the outside. Once you enter this place, you sign a contract that states you can't have any fun anymore on this server and that you are fully dedicated to monitoring the server HEATDUDE DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!! REPLY ON SKYPE!!! and that if you do a good job that you will HELPER STOP MINI MODDING!! YOU'RE NOT MOD YET!!!!!! be promoted. Just like the real world!! Everyone should be thankful for me dedicating my life to help you slugs. Anyways, next in the agenda is uncomfortable situations between me and the staff and why you should not report them.''


Over-exaggerating? Perhaps, truthful? You decide. I can go on for days, that must say something.

 

You're the man LOL

 

please tell me this is satire

 

this is now officially a honorary "shit on daorack" thread

 

people thought pandacaity got promoted because her boyfriend at that time was a moderator.

 

(answer is in the file name)

 

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