dont eat burger king

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  1. aund

    aund aund / wthf Donator

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    Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

    But that's even worse.

    The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
     
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    This isn't the first meme of February is it.
     
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    last time i went to burger king i got a "chicken tenderloin", it was anything but tender. would not recommend
     
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    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    Well see there's your problem.

    They're Burger King not Chicken Tenderloin King
     
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    it was still in the form of a burger
     
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    Oh ok nevermind then
     
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  7. aund

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    LOL
     
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    Burger King sandwiches taste weird but I love their fries
     
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    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    Does it help that I read your post in an annoying voice for added authenticity?
     
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  10. aund

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    Same the sandwiches do taste weird

    Yes that’s is the whole point
     
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    Hungry Jacks make great Whopper burgers. I recommend that.

    I've never had Burger King and I do not know what it tastes like.
     
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    It tastes good. I go there every once in a while, until I see 50 homeless people surrounding it.