phones in one sentence

iPhone X if you would like the fast charger then we would like $60 more please
Samsung Galaxy Note 8 at least we provide a fast charger for the same amount of money as that notchy sh*t
LG V30 severely underrated, severely overpriced
Huawei Mate 10 Pro if you would like the pro model you will have no headphone jack, no microsd card expansion, a worse resolution screen and the exact same cameras as the normal edition but you probably won't buy any of them because you probably have never heard of us ever
Google Pixel 2 XL a great phone and a terrible screen
Essential Phone no headphone jack, it's not essential
Razer Phone a great screen! and that's about it
Nokia 8 did you know this existed? if you did, you probably bought a different phone instead
Moto Z2 Play or just get a better phone... y'know?
OnePlus 5T is that a new samsung?
Blackberry KeyOne how much do you want that physical keyboard?
HTC U Ultra now has a sapphire display! and you'll probably go for the U11 instead
Xiaomi Mi6 never heard of us either
Sony Xperia XZ Premium if you think it's too boxy you're the same person who fails to realize that all phones are a rectangle
Oppo R11S the sister company of OnePlus and also the stolen copy of the 5T
Nokia 3310 (2017) welcome back to whenever we released this

Disclaimer: This thread is not meant to offend anyone who owns any of the phones above, this was all meant for entertainment purposes. Also, most of them are a bit... lacking.

 

Bruh you really are addicted to phones XD

 

I'm a tech expert so it kinda makes sense