DEATH MESSAGE :)

Ok, so the goal of this game is to make a death message for the player above you.
no posting twice in a row.
Here is a demonstration:
player 1 : icanhazlp1 was blown up by player_1's TNT.
icanhazlp1 : Player_1 died due to noise pollution.
player 1 : icanhazlp1 was hit by a falling piano

It doesn't have to be a Minecraft death message, and it can be a silly cause of death if you want!

 

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Lancia, lol.

icanhazhelp1 was shot by his own gun.

 

icanhazhelp1 was killed by the fresh morning air.

 

Teddie was killed by bears

 

Animoes was hit in the face with a cactus :P

 

icanhazlp1 was killed by Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Animoes was looked at by Chuck Norris. The gaze killed him.

 

Chuck Norris was ki-AHHHH
Death Messager was obliterated by Chuck Norris

 

Herobrine eliminated MasterCheif for trying to break forum rules by breaking the game.

 

oops lel I just had to make that joke. Anyway,
Notch annihilated Mcc for being friends with Herobrine

 

Teddie died due to lack of swag.

 

SilentThief0 was killed due to lying.

 

Teddie was killed by yokox23

 

Potato was killed by the lack of carrots he ate.

 

BlueJeansToGo spontaneously combusted.

 

WikiRigbyDude was killed my some random dude named Adrien Brody Jr. :L

 

Minecrafta couldnt take the pressure and commit suicide

Gmod

 

TurdBurglar528 was killed by a crashing soviet MiG-23 fighter jet, which escaped from Poland on autopilot after the crew ejected over a false engine failure alarm.

 

Treepid was killed by a person named #yourmessagewasconfusingidkmilitarystuff :P

 

megatrev13 was killed by a Nazi who hated boxhead shaped foxes who would poop all over the place and stated that he killed Treepid who is actually still alive.