weird Minecraft-related books

someone found this in a local bookstore

maybe there's even weirder books out there, idek

 

I was going to ask why on earth someone would make the Bible in Minecraft, but then I realized how brilliant that is since we all clearly need Jesus.

 

This is why we can't have nice things

 

AND THESE ARE REAL
https://www.amazon.com/Stinky-Steve-Book-Minecraft-Mishap-ebook/dp/B01I43E2MQ

 

@ItsJerry writing books under a pseudo-name I see. Have you no shame.

 

so, I used to be really interested in Minecraft. so much so people thought I lived and breathed it, so one Christmas I just ended up with a bunch of Minecraft stuff. not complaining, it's the thought but this happened to exist:


-low quality jpeg on the front
-cliche name



literally unreadable 0/10

tl;dr of the book: obsessed 10 year old is too obsessed with block game. entire 2 chapters of the kid ranting about not being allowed to play block game 24/7. actually one part of the book describes him wanting to TNT his family, or something. then he makes a YouTube channel and becomes PewDiePie in one night.

 

just missing the fedora

 

Starlight, I think we discovered what Jerry is doing when he’s not making videos

 

What the hell man...? O_o I know for a fact that Minecraft is popular, but sheesh what is with these people who write these things?

I remember seeing books like this when I would go to places like Walmart and target, And reading through them and seeing just how downright awkward they are. One I saw was a Diary of a wimpy kid rip off, where it's about a creeper going to school.

What's even worse is that these books are essentially for kids, But these feel less like Children's books and more like those creepy "Children's gaming videos" you see on YouTube.

Other than that, This at least gives us something to make fun of. xD

 

That was my question.

 

bye

 

That was the most intense description of a creeper attack I've ever read. Clearly the writer put a lot of effort into it.




Also it's shit.

 

"It exploded and almost killed Mike."

fuck, glad he survived. that scene had my heart racing in panic, so intense.

 

I think we're forgetting about the great characters of this book, we totally care about Mike and whether or not he survives the explosion

 

The Amazon reviews seem to reflect my thoughts

 

But why did mike have to do it again

 

Asking the real questions


Edit: After some research I found out that the author is actually 13 years old (10 while he made this one).
Well played.

 

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